zoeyisontheinternet

Hi, my name is Zoey! I'm on the internet and so are you! I'm here mostly just to have fun with my friends and post cool pictures of dolls. Pronouns are she/her. Pfp by @smugpugchimera

[zoeyfromtheinternet]

Information hole.

Hello, my name is Zoey. I'm on the internet and so are you! And this is my information hole for information about Zoey's and Zoey related topics.

The contents of this hole are likely to be revised in the future, so be sure to check every so often.

I'm little girl and a doll and I just wanna hang out with my friends. Sometimes I reblog or post funny kinky things but If you ever talks to me about sex or flirt I'll block you forever.

The contents of this blog are likely to include untagged posts of: cute dogs, videos from other platforms that people have reuploaded here, fandom illustrations, limited discussion of current events, illustrated gore, diapers, funny jokes, dollgirls, evil sisters, incontinence, PSA's encouraging you to stop taking spironolactone, original writing, positive discussion of disability, age regression, unfunny jokes, fanfiction, a variety of kinks and horny postings, tagged instances of flashing lights and imagery* (tagged as "flashing"), lustings over my friends, positive affirmations ecouraging you to get 20kg fatter,

*I tag anything that constitutes potentional eye strain or epileptic hazard as flashing for ease of tagging, even if it's not technically correct. If it hurts to look at it gets flagged for safety.

The blog is intended only for responsible audiences of me and my friends and other girls who are small and animals or something.

Age is made up numbers but your legal rights to personhood & vulnerability to power imbalance aren't. You needs to be careful on the internet, okay.

[nekosaws]

realest line ever spoken in anime. give it up for women

[jingerpi]

[yandere-angela]

[miizunade]

...Didn't loop like i wanted it too

[checkyourasianbias]

saw this tweet and like. exactly

[dogpuppy]

[blushedfemmes]

the bitchy hyperfeminine mean girl archetype of the 2000s and 2010s was a misogynistic attempt to cast intentional “overdone” femininity as inherently vain, stupid, duplicitous and evil but all they did was give an entire generation of dykes a thing for mean femmes

[estro-boi]

Dammit Scully, 8 young men have inexplicably vanished in this small town alone in the last 3 years, replaced by female doppelgangers who appear to be converging on New York and Portland. We've been getting reports like this from across the country and you just keep laughing and telling me it isn't an X-file. Well I want answers

[vforvalensa]

Scully you're never gonna believe this

[nightcorecarseatheadrest]

My friend blocked me because I wouldn’t stop sending him this picture

[horns4handles-deactivated202607]

[onedivinemisfit]

👆

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

[animentality]

[warningsine]

(PDF) Beyond desirable: preferences for thinness and muscularity are greater than what is rated as desirable by heterosexual Australian unde

PDF | Objective: The present study sought to examine self-ratings of actual and ideal bodies, as well as attractiveness ratings of other bod

Men, however, wanted less body fat and greater muscularity than women found attractive.

This whole obsession goes back to ancient Greece, where people believed in kalokagathia, the idea that a beautiful muscular body (kouros) contained a noble soul. In art, only male heroes, gods and athletes were depicted entirely nude. Defeated enemies, slaves and older men were depicted as soft or physically distorted.

These statues were created by men for men. They stood in public squares and gymnasiums (gymnos means nude) to inspire young men to train for war and civic duty.

When a contemporary man looks at a hypermuscular actor on a fitness magazine, his brain evaluates it through the lens of competition. (No, sorry, yaoi girlies, it's not repressed homosexuality.)

Before the 70's, male movie stars like Cary Grant, were dressed in suits, looked smiling and approachable. This changed in the 70's because of the rise of bodybuliding bullshit led by Joe Weider and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Like, oh, we can sell supplements and protein and gym memberships to those guys!

When a woman looks at a male partner, she tends to prioritize cues of safety and men who look emotionally available, stylish and maybe fit, sure, but not Arnold Schwarzenegger-like, not threatening. They are in fact alienated by the aggressive, hypermasculine images of gym bros.

But sure let's blame women for patriarchal standards like we call them "frivolous" for using make up and visiting the salon even though we will tear them to pieces if if they dare to exist exist as they are (without make up and polished nails, dyed hair and waxing/shaving/lasering their bodies).

P.S. CGI is in fact safer for the actors so I don't know why these dudes are complaining in the first place.

[cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns]

[beespaceprogram]

cyber bodies are usually designed to last 5-10 years, to trap ppl in a perpetual state of debt. there’s a thriving grey market for overhauls and repairs

[tasty-tiktoks]

[pobblebonked]

robot tf

commission for bluedraconicknight

[kosmogrl]