Jun 9
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Zombie sour patch kid
Person 1: Why are you so damn cheerful you're dead?
Person 2 (a literal zombie): Only on the outside!
About to order groceries online for the first time, because I don't feel like hobbling around like Patient Zero in the grocery store.
If I come back as a zombie I’m eating you first!” ― Anonymous
To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, unless you become a zombie – then I promise to shoot you in the head.” ― Anonymous
“Zombies eat brains, you are safe.” ― Anonymous
How is a zombie like a computer?
They use mega bites!
- Dying Light
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