"James."
"Yeah, pads?"
"About that... I find the nickname pads weird."
"Wha— Why?"
"I don't know, James. Imagine being called a tampon."
"At least not a condom."
"Oh my god, no."
"See? Pads is better."
"I'm calling you condoms."
"EXCUSE-YOU—"
"Nuh uh, condom."
"Bloody Pads."
"... Fuck you."
"Fuck you too."













