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I give great blow jobs online

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Guess who just got into Welcome to Night Vale?

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tagged by sounding-fury

RULE 1: ALWAYS POST THE RULES

RULE 2: ANSWER THE QUESTIONS OF THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU AND WRITE 11 NEW ONES

RULE 3: TAG 11 PEOPLE AND LINK THEM TO THE POST

RULE 4: ACTUALLY TELL THEM YOU TAGGED THEM

1. Favorite Supernatural character?

- SAM! 2. What was something you wanted to be when you grew up?

- Was? I wanted to be a veterinarian until i heard about how much school it took. Now I have no idea. 3. What is your least favorite color?

- In general, I don't really dislike any color. But if it was to wear, then pink(s). 4. Where would you most like to travel?

- I already went to Australia (t'was a dream of mine) so... I think New Zealand would be cool, or anywhere with really pretty mountain ranges uwu 5. What Hogwarts house would you belong to?

- Uh. Uhhhh.... I don't know much about the houses, I've only read the first book...  *goes to take online survey* I'm a Hufflepuff! That's what I was gonna say anyways. 6. What is your guilty pleasure?

- Doing mean things to other sims on TS3. Also fanfiction. 7. Got any addictions?

- The internet. 8. Do you have/want a tattoo?

- Having one seems cool but I don't know if I'll ever get one. 9. If you could have coffee with anyone, alive or dead, who would that be?

- I'll exchange that coffee for a frappuchino and go hang out with Misha or Jared or Jensen OR WAIT. Osric. He's super cool. 10. Least favorite subject in school?

-I really didn't like gym but in case that doesn't count, then chemistry. 11. Pie or cake?

- If it's ice cream cake, definitely cake. But pie is great too.

my questions:

What's your favorite animal?

If you could bring any fictional character to life, who would it be?

Favorite breed of dog?

You win the lottery or some shiz, and you now have $2,000 extra. How would you spend it?

What's your favorite scent?

If you've gone to a convention, what one was it and what's your favorite memory?

I can't think of any more questions oh well.

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I finally reached 123 followers. You know what that means!

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Meet the Blogger

• The meaning behind my URL: Well, I'm the queen of the zombies, and everyone calls me Cricket. (When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'll be behind it all. >:D )

• Who is my best friend: Erin (sparinerin.tumblr.com)

• Last time I cried and why: Yesterday because of Doctor Who feels and stuff.

• Piercings I have: Well technically my ears are pierced, but the holes grew together (again) and I have to get them rerereREpierced

• Favorite Band: All Time Low, Pierce the Veil, Of Mice & Men, Suicide Silence, Green Day, Sleeping With Sirens, etc. etc. etc.

• Biggest turn off(s): No sense of humor and can't appreciate my nonsense

• Top 5 foods: PASTAA~! sunflower seeds, sour gummy worms, TACOS (must...obey...THE TACO MAN!), and pie (secretly Dean Winchester)

• Tattoos I want: A puzzle piece on my ankle because my sister is getting a matching one and because I see life as a puzzle just waiting to be solved; and the quote "Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise" (from Les Mis) on the arch of my foot

• Biggest turn on(s): respectful of others, good sense of humor, appreciates my music and nonsense, can sit through scary movies with me

• Life goal(s): be a lighting designer on Broadway and then audition for a show and become famous

• Piercings I want: more ear piercings (including a few cartiladges), and possibly a nose stud

• Favorite movies: Across the Universe, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, anything Miyazaki/Studio Ghibli, Rise of the Guardians, and most Disney movies

• A fact about my life: I eat sunflower seeds almost every day

• Phobia: flying in airplanes, death, being alone/forgotten, and the dark (sort of)

• Habits: biting my nails, playing video games/watching Netflix instead of working, procrastinating

• Tattoos I have: none yet!

[zomomnomnombie]

The Farmer and the Cat

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away and a time long ago, there lived a beautiful, Doctor Who-obsessed princess named Abbey. Although Princess Abbey was loved throughout the land for her intense love for Mariana's Trench (the country was known as Mariana's Trenchopia, after all) she was still lonely. She tried everything to cure her loneliness: she ate a lot of chocolate, she went to an all-girls school; hell, she even made a Tumblr account. However, nothing helped. Eventually, Princess Abbey decided her only option for finding her one true love was through the magic of match.com. She searched and searched through her options for the one guy who wasn't a total creeper, until one day, she found a man by the name of Orlando Bloom. He told Princess Abbey about the real magic that helps people find their true loves, and he emailed her the link for it. Somehow, a lot of illogical, technical, Doctor Who-related nonsense went down during the ritual, and she ended up summoning Satan instead. Satan appeared to her in the form of Jennifer Lawrence and asked Princess Abbey what she wanted. Princess Abbey told JLaw about her overwhelming loneliness, and JLaw offered to make a deal with her. Princess Abbey agreed, and upon shaking JLaw's hand, was immediately turned into a cat. JLaw laughed, which made Princess Abbey hiss at her. After explaining her extreme dislike for mortals and the rules of the transformation (Princess Abbey would only become human again if she kissed her one true love before sunset on Sexual Wednesday [which was in 3 days]),JLaw vanished. Princess Abbey wandered the countryside of her kingdom for hours and hours until she came upon a lowly farmer boy who was out fishing. The farmer-boy's name was Alex, and he loved cats. Princess Abbey tried to steal a fish from him, but only succeeded in getting his attention. He gave her a fish anyway and took her in. The following day, Alex discovered Princess Abbey could talk when she accidentally called him a peasant (especially since he didn't have a Tumblr back then). She told him who she was and what she had to do to be a human again. Alex then decided to try and help her, and he kissed that kitty full on the mouth. Unfortunately, he turned into a cat too. On the other hand, they both fell in love from the kiss and traveled the countryside for the last day. When they didn't change back on Sexual Wednesday, they just deciDed to have sex instead. They eventually found a crazy old cat lady who took them in, and they lived happily ever after as lazy house cats. The End.

[zomomnomnombie]

I love my best friend: she brings out the cackling fangirl in me and makes my parents question my sexuality.

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Let's Play 20 Questions

1) What's your name?

2) What's your nickname?

3) How old are you?

4) What's your #1 OTP?

5) Who else do you ship?

6) What fandoms are you a part of now?

7) What fandom did you start in?

8) How did you come up with your URL?

9) What color is your hair?

10) Do you have any pets?

11) Do you like bands? (Which ones?)

12) What trophies/awards do you have?

13) What's your sexuality?

14) Who would win, pirates or ninjas?

15) What was your last thought before going to bed last night?

16) What are 3 things you did today?

17) Monster or Red Bull?

18) If you could live in any alternate universe, which one would you choose and why?

19) What's #1 on your Bucket List?

20) Who would you most like to cosplay as?