#zombierant

[cosmic--zombie]

How the fuck are you gonna talk all this shit about how much you hate someone every day and then hang out with them and pretend like you never made fun of them or made it your goal to stab them in the back, goodbye

[swagmaster-sass]

Dead Dogs In The Classroom (True Story)

So, yeah. My science teacher brought her dead dog into class yesterday. She had him cremated and was pouring him into a plastic bag over the trash can. Some of the dog ended up in the trash. When asked about it she simply replied, "My friend is going to turn into jewelry." Um.... Wtf?

[swagmaster-sass]

They Put A Paw Print On My Face

Pep Rally's should be called Prep Rally's. Seriously. 

I mean all a Pep Rally is, is a bunch of cheerleaders and jocks bouncing around while people cheer for them. I sat there with a blank expression and sarcastically "wooted" every ten minutes. I guess I'm just not into them. The only reason I like them is because they get me out of class and away from my science teacher. Who we all know I'm not too fond of. 

Tomorrow is homecomeing. Yeah, I'm going. Crazy, right? I don't seem like the type to put on a frilly dress, and bat my eyes at a guy in a suit as he puts on my crosaige. Yet, that's exactly what I'll be doing tomorrow. I'm very excited. The guy who asked me, I've had a crush on for two years. I guess even I can be a bit girly at times. My dress is black. Not a big surprise, as it's the only color I wear. Some would argue that it's not a color.

Black is "void" of color. What the frick? IF CRAYOLA MADE IT INTO A CRAYON, THEN IT'S A COLOR AND I CAN SAY IT'S MY FAVOURITE COLOR! Normally, I would go on a Zombie Rant, but I'm tired from school and I don't really feel like living. Much less ranting about how much I love the color Black. 

I'm going to go on memestache.com. 

P.S. Rawriirawrs, you're cool. You're cool.

P. P. S. Sorry this one wasn't as entertaining. I'm tired. I'll do better next time.

Question: What's your favourite meme?

[swagmaster-sass]

"Haters Gonna Hate," Said The Jock.

Okay, so somebody in my Geometry class has been talking bad about me. Tevs! I don't care. In the words of every jock in a Nike's t-shirt, "Haters gonna hate." 

I can't blame the poor girl in my Geometry class. I have Chronic Bitch Face as soon as I step through the door. It's not that I don't like the people (though that's a big part of it), I also don't like math. Math, I understand. Useless information, like whether an angle is acute or obtuse, I don't feel as though I should let it clutter my brain. I mean, I hate to sound cliche, but when are we going to need this? Is this just in case someone ever holds us at gun point and screams, "TELL ME WHAT THE SLOPE OF THIS TRIANGLE IS AND YOU SHALL LIVE!!" I understand if I'm planning to be a architect or something, but if I'm not... Why are you forcing me to learn this? I mean... I understand it, but still... Why?

Another thing I don't like is my Anatomy teacher who insists on yelling about how I do no work. If I do no work, then why am I getting 89's on your tests? What's this 100 on a worksheet in my folder? Why is all my work done? Am I magic? Am I a wizard? No, I am not. At least I don't think so. You just seem to always look at me while I'm staring at the ceiling! Gosh, I know you've been teaching since the begining of time, but seriously... Try to pay more attention.

If you read this, care to answer my question? I'd really like to hear from you.

Question: Do you have anything that's gotten under your skin this week? Someone talking bad? A science teacher? A random dinosaur stealing your iPod and giving it to it's pet butterfly? Anything?

[swagmaster-sass]

Upon This Cursed Earth!

Ever realize how some people are put on this Earth just to annoy us? These people serve no purpose, don't make any worthwhile contribution to society, and just say and do things that make you want to stick a freaking shotgun into your mouth, blow up the planet, or stick a fire poker through their ears until their little piece of a brain comes out on the other side!

Honestly, I'm five minutes away from bashing my brains in with a rock. Some people are just ignorant, annoying, and flat-out stupid. Lets call them the Amanda Bieber's of the world because they're no better than she is! 

There is this particular AmandaBieber I know, it's a male version of her, I swear. All day my phone has been buzzing with his text messages, and I have to sit next to him at lunch. It's absolute torture. I might contact the U. S. government and suggest they use him as a method of torture on terrorist. Five minutes with this guy is like 1,000 years in Hell. It's possible that I'm being mean, but I don't care. I will not apologize.

All I'm saying is that if I don't post for a long time, I died. Killed myself so that i could finally escape the ignorance I face someday's.

Do you know anyone like this?