#zombiesandbutts

[kusarijou-blog]

[bliindary]

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Oh yeah, this human was the one of the few that liked butts or something. What a weird girl. Weirder that she puckered her lips to kiss you. Ew. Kisses from humans are a nightmare. You move back, using your telekinesis to stop her from moving forward.

SOLLUX: not even after two hundred 2weep2.

[misakied]

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He lifts a hand and presses it against the girl's forehead, pushing her away without too much force.

"Think again."

[hivebountyarchive-blog]

"I heard this is where to find butts."

Dear Citizen,

This is a bounty service, not a booty service.

Please inquire here for butts of the maid persuasion.

Please inquire here for other general butts.

Thank you.

[kaikigatari]

devorabit berserkprincess evilmisterkrabs aforaran zombiesandbutts

A group of very unappealing people. It was his displeasure of meeting such a large group of people and creatures. He didn't want anything to do with them, but with their current situation he didn't have much choice, he made eye contact with one of them. Gaining their attention and caused him to seak to them. "Is there something you need with me?" He asked very un-enthusiastically.

[nicholasstnorth-archive]

Can I have your autograph?

"Uhh...ok little girl."

Proceeds to sign his name on a piece of wrapping paper.

[sideburnsandvoice]

Fun fact

While his attitude can sometimes be a little… straight forward, Flammelle is looking for a relationship above all else. No one night stands. Nothing he’ll regret, especially in Hive City where he’s guessing half of the male population aren’t even human.