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*the birds began chirping as the sun was rising the foot soldier stepped out to the hall and blew on his trumpet waking everyone up* rise,shine we beat plants to field. *Jukie looked over her alarm clock* 1 more hour please.*

(OOH HERE WE GO)Foot Soldier: COME ON! BRR-BRR BADATATTATATTA TAAAAAA!!!Chanler: *falls out of bed* FOR BRAINZ'S SAKES FOOT SOLDIER!Foot Soldier: You know rules! When sun up WE up! We no even NEED sleep! Why you sleep????Chanler: None if your business..... *gets out of bed and starts to do hair*

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Sad nooz!

U..u me Zad..... On Zaturday me have give Pearson bakk Computer.... But no worreez! Evry first week of month, we will be on!! So for lazt fyoo days pleeze send us askz! We will answer them all O..o

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We're gonna sleep now.

As Zombies we dont need sleep. But um. Its the principal of the thing, y'know? Also as one of the fee Zombies with a FUNCTIONAL brain I actually need the sleep. Also, haha, the others are too stupid to know how to turn on the computer! Okay maybe Brad is smart enough. But he's practicing Rugby. So yeah. I'm turning off the laptop, night!

[pearson-and-crew]

(Gonna start a new one here) oohhh I wonder who does his hair, did you know I used to be a hair dresser before I was kidnapped by our boss?

N-no, I didn't know that... (Good idea!) Thats actually really cool though! And um... *points to self*digs tip of boot into dirt nervously* I-I do his hair, actually...

[pearson-and-crew]

*Kisses your icon*

O..oChanler: Th-thank you!

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Who is the strongest zombie out of all of you?

The strongest? Haha! Brad is the strongest! And Brad is very proud of Bradself.

[pearson-and-crew]

*Insanity kicks an imaginary door down* Insanity: (Insert name here) HOLY FUCK!!

Foot Soldier: I see what you doing!! You reference meme! @..a but which one...

[pearson-and-crew]

"I ship it so hard it's actually cannon lol"

(YES. YES. FUCKING Y E S)