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“prove me wrong, I’m waiting”

If you say this to me after making the dumbest, most baseless point to an argument. No, I don’t think I will prove you wrong. You know why?

Because it’s the dumbest bullshit I have ever heard. In your little world you have convinced yourself that you are always correct and therefore have to make shit up in order to feel like you win. But guess what? It’s not because you won. Oh no, I’m not answering because I’m gonna allow you to continue to make yourself look like a dumbass.

I don’t gotta do shit. Because you dug that hole yourself sweetie.

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Guys I kinda wanna watch Gravity Falls now that it’s on Disney+ is it as awesome as everyone says it is?

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Rants and Shit my grandma says

My Aunt - started having kids when she was 16. On and off strict parent. Pressured her kids to join the military. They only did as she wanted to try to get out of the house and deported as far away from the demanding parents as possible. When her kids had problems they went to the only adult that they could trust, which was not their own parents.

My Grandma: Ah yes the perfect example of a parent. A+ parenting.

My mom - started having kids at 18. Pulled my brother and I out of school when they wouldn’t accommodate for our learning disabilities and called us basically braindead. Homeschooled us for our entire school careers from then on and gave us all the love and supported we needed. Supported our interests and didn’t force us to do anything. Spoiled us to the bone despite being poor. Gives us every reason to trust her and therefore has given us no reason to leave the house as soon as we can to be on our own. Also IS THE ADULT THAT MY AUNT’S KIDS TRUST THE MOST.

Grandma: Oh, a terrible parent, ruined my son’s life and forced him to become a Christian (Fun Fact he was a Christian before he ever met my mom just an FYI). Her kids are miserable. Look at them. Who would raise children like this?

Basically she hates my mother for no good reason.

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My mind loves making me cry.

So like I had this thought that there’s a timeline in Ledgend of Zelda where Ganon succeeds in killing both Zelda and Link.

And as he turns to walk away he hears the sound of the little feet. And A small child calling for their mom and dad.

And the small child looks like the spitting image of either Zelda or Link with some features of the other signifying that it’s their kid.

Like I know Ganon is an even son of a goblin but like this kid starts crying and he’s like “Wait no what is this I didn’t expect this.”

(I know it’s like ooc for him to even care that a child is crying but my mind is like WHAT IF HE HAD A SOFT SPOT FOR CHILDREN)

Mans so it ends with him calming the child who has no idea he’s the one who murdered their parents and like “welp I’m a dad.”

It was much sadder in my head but now all I can think is “Dad!Ganon AU”

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If anyone every tells you doing theater is stupid and will do nothing for you.

My dad told me he learned more about history, REAL history, in theater than he ever would have learned in an actual History class.

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The next time someone tells me that when boys reach their peak hormonal stage they can’t do anything about it I will fucking maim them.

My cousin when he reached peak hormonal stage not only did he keep himself under control, HE TOLD ME ABOUT IT. He found me suddenly oddly attractive, BUT HE KEPT HIMSELF IN CONTROL LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING SHOULD.

So yes, while they can’t control how they see females once they get super hormonal, They most CERTAINLY can control themselves and.... you know, keep their hands away and not assault girls.

So go on and tell me otherwise if you think you’re ready to catch these fucking hands. Cause I assure you you’re not.

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Okay this guy I’m thinking of asking out is so dorky.

He just sent our DND group a video with a song playing and the caption “I’ve never played DND before”

And the next thing is him just

“Let me show you what you’re missin”

Pair of Dice

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How do I ask him out faster

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Hello yes don’t mind me I am gonna start a “Rants about my Grandmother/Shit My grandmother says” Series because this is the only place I can vent about shit she does and then expects that I love her unconditionally.

I will not apologize.