#zozo 01

[cashandprizes]

GIVE ME STRIPPER AU OR GIVE ME DEATH

beloved zo, hello darling 💖💖

as usual, my wips are below the cut

au where Gavin is getting his bag and his meals at the same time as a stripper at an empowered club, Lasko/Freelancer are already together but poly with eventual Gavin/Lasko/FL, Lasko-centric thank you to my sunshine for being my eternal Lasko inspiration, strip club typical events

Summary from my WIP - I also posted a wip of this yesterday

"The semester ends at DAMN, the rest of the DAMN squad are still friends. They all decide that to celebrate the semester being over and to get Lasko out, they’re going to go to this strip club that is getting rave reviews and live a little. Lasko is terrified, easily flustered, but so very horny and he doesn’t want to say no. So they go, and they walk in and there’s Gavin bent over holding someone’s face into his ass while he twerks in the skimpiest set of lingerie ever seen. Lasko, despite being the subbiest sub to have ever subbed, sees all the muscles and the control Gavin has and is weak in the knees.

Gavin, being an incubus, can literally feel the attraction directed towards him and makes eye contact with Lasko and winks and Lasko almost has a heart attack and requires Full Team Support to recover from this blow.

The best part about Gavin is that he can go from bratty twink in lingerie on a stage performance with the pole to dom hunk as he works the floor covered in oil. Lasko has it bad, immediately. I really just need Freelancer to pay for Lasko to get a lap dance from Gavin, and for Lasko to turn red and cause a light breeze that musses Gavin’s hair while he pulls some Magic Mike moves. Lasko comes in his pants and is very fucking embarrassed."

[castleaudios]

hey castle!!! hope you're having a good day!!!

i just wanna know if potentially, mayhaps, a blood mage can rip a person in half via their magic???

Hello!!

If a mage was incentivized and skilled enough, they most certainly could

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we have established that sammy cannot resist darlin AT ALL AND WE LOVE HIM FOR IT

sam "sees darlin in his shirt and gets the urge to fuck them on every surface" collins

sam acts like darlin is insatiable when we know full and damn well HE COULD NOT RESIST EITHER????

someone, i won't name any names (cough cough sam collins) likes how much his werewolf mate bites him.

he knew from the JUMP he was doomed. "you've been slick for a while" AS IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN HARD UNDER THIS LAPTOP. DO NOT BULLSHIT ME MR. COLLINS YOU ARE DOWN BAD WITH A CAPITAL DOWN BAD

i know the truth. he is just as weak as darlin is

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[shuffles in]

sex bloopers with sam and darlin <3333

[shuffles out]

you know i've been talking about these lmao

One of my favorite ideas is Darlin in pretty lingerie but it gets stuck on something and they're like "Sam... Sam I'm stuck, it's caught on the lace I don't want to rip it help me-"

Or, Sam trying to rip his clothes off but his arms get stuck in the shirt and he has a moment where his arms are in the air and he just sighs hard while Darlin is on the ground laughing.

Also the moment when Darlin blowing Sam and burping really loud and they look at each other and just chuckle together.

I have an endless amount of hilarious things that can happen during sex, these are my favorite things to talk about.

You didn't mention them, but since we know Angel is a certified menace I can just imagine them tormenting David with vine references-

[cashandprizes]

im not saying i have all night, but!!!! do tell me all the ways mr. samuel collins would grant darlin the most stomach clenching, jaw dropping, 'make them squirt' orgasms to ever orgasmmmm >:3333

*settles into my chair* WELLLLLLLLL *puts on spicy playlist*

I just think-

Sam sees Darlin walk around his apartment in just the jersey with his number on it and is like "well there goes my plans" as one does. Sam corners them in the kitchen, throws them on the counter and says something heinous like "itadakimasu" and just lifts the jersey and eats them for breakfast.

Like, him groaning at the sight of his Darlin turned on, already messy for him. Taking them into his mouth, moaning at the taste, and sucking them down, stopping to lick up where they're leaking for him, tongue-fucking their hole.... fuck. I should write this.

I just think Sam riding the high of winning a game, cocky and exhilarated, fresh out of the shower and cornering Darlin by his truck and kissing them hard right there, leaving a hand high on their thigh while he drives them home, picking them up in the doorway and slamming them into the door and attacking their neck...

Being so turned on that they can't make it to the bed, he needs them right here, right now on the couch because he can't wait he burns for Darlin and he's so hard he can't stand it and Darlin looks so good wearing his jersey and his varsity jacket and those tight fucking jeans with the rips...

Sam tearing their clothes off their body, tossing them over the couch and kissing every inch of Darlin's body, across their collarbones and their nipples and their chest and down their ribs and between their legs and where they're begging for his touch, fingering them open and making them come once with his fingers, then again with his hands and his mouth, then having them ride him right there on the couch with their head thrown back and shouting while he fucks them just right...

And then, urgency sated, he can move them to the bedroom to fuck them again laid out on the bed with his mouth on the junction of their throat and shoulder and a hand on the center of their back making them arch and have to take it...

[cashandprizes]

I KNOW FOR A FUCKING FACT THAT THEY CONTINUED AFTER THE BA I JUST DO

jdewcfifji someone says darlin's name and sam's like "my darlin??? the love of my life??? the wolf with the best head ever??? yea they're awesome <3333"

Sam loves to run his mouth and brag ok. it is so cute and disgusting.

Ok. things that made you laugh during the BA, I will start

for some reason them bringing him iced tea is like so southern it's so funny. "do you want tea" implied iced tea because that's the only acceptable answer

BOOP.

work ethic this work ethic that like sir. we all know you are going to give in

he got DANGEROUSLY close to WAP lyrics. The counter is back down to zero because i was immediately "gobble me swallow me drip down the side of me"

"you are a problem" made me giggle because. sir come solve me then

what brought you a giggle pls share

[cashandprizes]

so........ sam is a duke.........

[starts firing up the royal au canon]

i know we're all mad at sam rn but hfudjcidjscids i have latched onto that piece of info hehehehe

Are we mad at him? I just wanted sub!gavin or Avior ok but I respect that there is no way to make a BA better than Calico's fic so it's okay

Anyway. Sigh. Zo you are such a dear engaging me as I am like half dead on tumblr dot com. *cracks knuckles*

So I have a couple different flavors of thoughts. I really liked the Royalty Darlin/Duke Sam idea, where Sam theoretically could be a good arranged marriage but Darlin would ideally be married to another royal if possible - but I'd love to see Sam fighting for their heart and the honor of marrying them.

Reversing that, I just had this ADORABLE (to me) idea of Duke Samuel Collins and the leader of his order of knights, Darlin. I kind of want to make Sam a bit of a damsel for once and I think it would be a little silly. Just this image of Darlin standing up straight, commanding their subordinates and Sam is watching them (he's definitely in the middle of a conversation and should NOT be doing this) with hearts in his eyes. Or a scene where Sam is at a formal event all dressed up and Darlin is playing the 1700s version of whatta man on repeat.

idk is that anything

[cashandprizes]

you already know why i'm here

GIVE ME 'GOD BLESSED ME DOUBLE'

and the sam chronicles

god has blessed me double for my troubles - lasko/listener/listener first line of the doc: "If I can’t have a polycule, then I will be giving Lasko two listeners. A MILF and a DILF because they are going to fix him." Basically, I am taking Lasko's mommy, adding daddy issues, and using sex to fix them. the water elemental is the milf who is dating the dilf, another professor (gasp, they're an air elemental professor that lasko has had before and has hot older mentor vibes - just to make it a little taboo and spicy)

and just for you, some Sam stuff but nothing spicy or sexy for you

the samuel collins chronicles - sam centric first line for the idea: "[see conversation with Lexi about how Fred and Bright Eyes are the catalyst for Sam recognizing maybe he's not doing okay]" just some snippets of Sam doing therapy with a serenity demon (not Cam) and realizing while things are good around him, his emotions... not so much

zo, you are sO FAST AND SO FURIOUS