#redacted sam

[arrowfleur]

David who’s always expected to know what to say and Angel who’s always being told they talk too much

Asher who’s never taken seriously and babe whose jokes get spoken over

Milo who grew up needing protecting from a cop and Sweetheart who grew up dreaming of protecting people as one

Sam who was never taken to a playground and Darlin who grew up in them

[asirentail]

Darlin' asking Sam about stereotypical vampire things and Sam getting more and more exasperated after each one.

"So... Is that whole... Not being able to go inside unless you're invited in thing true?"

"That's not because I'm a vamp, that's me bein' polite, thank you so very much."

"What about mirrors though."

"Darlin'. You've literally seen me look at myself in the mirror. Besides, that bullshit only started back in the time when mirrors were made with silver."

"Oh so you can't wear silver then?"

"Darlin'. I own silver- literally wearin' that necklace you gave me."

"Oh."

...

"What about garlic-"

"I swear to fuckin' God."

[velvet-syntax]

I offer to you : the wolves recovering from anesthesia.

Asher: not surprisingly, he is a blabbermouth. Won't stay still, waving his lanky limbs all over. He's such a danger to himself that Babe has to call in reinforcements a.k.a David and Darlin' to watch him while they go to pick up supplies. Ash takes this opportunity to spill every single piece of gossip he knows, though he's not on his a-game as he jokes about David to David himself who retaliates by making a video of him to show at his next birthday party.

David : the anesthesia turns him into a sap. He is looking at Angel from the passenger seat on the drive home getting all misty eyed which freaks Angel out. He asks Angel to please grab his phone and starts a note in the app talking about how grateful he is for everyone in his life. At home, he insists on using his mate as a weighted blanket which leaves Angel unable to get up for several hours and having to resort to Milo and Sweetheart for supplies and food, they stop by later with their son in tow. Turns out dopey David is a BIG fan of Aggro, who turns out is a big fan of doped David.

Milo : acted all tough until he was about to be put under, at that point he started squeezing Sweetheart's hand really hard and playing with their ring (his is on a chain around their neck until he can wear it again). Sweetheart reassured him time and time again, they were going to be there when he woke up. When he wakes up, he feels too energized and it takes Sweetheart, Marie and Sam to get him to lay back down.

Darlin' : First of all they are pissed Sam made them go. Then they are on meds and they become the most sentimental person ever. They are clinging onto Sam as if he were to vanish into thin air if he wasn't holding them. They grab his face to make him look at them and they go "You just don't understand how much I love you, it freaks me out". They take the opportunity to have a heart to heart with Babe and Milo to tell them how valuable they are and how much they appreciate having both as friends. When David offers to drive, they give him the biggest hug ever and David is lowkey starting to wonder if they're dying. (They're fine)

[lookitseddie]

inspired by this. i can't animate so this is all you get. just. imagine the audio in your head, okay?

hey, pssst. come 'ere

okay, listen closely-

do NOT repost my art anywhere.

do NOT use my art for anything involving ai, or i will fucking GET YOU

[themioka]

I like how all the mates cant be still whenever they get sick, they have to be doing something all while David, Milo, and Asher are trying everything they can to coax them back into bed or take a break.

Meanwhile Sam is silently panicking because he can't tell if Darlin is even alive under the thousands of blankets they've hidden under while on the couch or bed.

Also feel like Darlin are one of those people with mood swings whenever they sick except it occur at the most inconvenient of times. Sam be trying to make soup, tea and prepares their medicine meanwhile Darlin is tugging on his shirt while they lean on him whining about coming back to bed and snuggling with them.

To trying to wiggle further under neath their mountains of blankets, whining about how they're fine and to leave them alone. Whenever Sam tries to get them to take their medicine or check their temp, trying to coax them with cuddles while the nap on the couch for the 20th time today.

Doesn't work for a while that is till Sam is out on the couch trying to work or find some kind of other job (does he have his realtor job still?) Only for Darlin to end up flopping into his lap asking for cuddles and pets which he happily complies as he puts his laptop away onto the coffee table.

[callumdeficiency]

I think some of us are forgetting Darlin's strenght

They fought two vamps at the same time alone and pretty much won

That wolf can DEFINITELY lift Sam over their shoulder and just keep him there.

[olivetteinlace]

Whether or not redacted men are eaters!

Forgive me. This is gender neutral language but I am aware of the eater is normally only used for vaginal oral sex, this post is for either sexual organs as everyone deserves to be munched. Also please be aware none of this is cannon with the BA’s

David: Absolutely. Legs over his shoulders, thighs as ear muffs for hours. Kind of thing if you brat around too much, that is where you end up.

Asher: no. Only because, he is getting ate like a three course meal, with his head down in a pillow and his ass in the air

Milo: THE EATER. You look up the word in the dictionary and it is a picture of Milo Greer. There is in fact yogurt and jello in the fridge and he is eating it without a spoon. Bleached mustache.

Sam: Uses it much more as a foreplay than the main event, if that makes sense. Don’t get me wrong, happy as a clam but he plays a long game and it’s always a start.

Darlin’: yea. Sam’s thighs shake like he ran a marathon

Vincent: yes but lovely in my brain has bad bottom dysmorphia so a lot of their sex does not involve heavy action down there on their part. Vincent’s happy to, just a preference

Porter: not all the time but yeah. I feel like it’s his thing once he knows someone better, he likes it but without the bond there, it actually isn’t fun for him. HOWEVER; treasure uses his face like a chair now. That is their spot

Gavin:….yeah obviously…? Like not to be unoriginal but again yeah. Has a spreader bar to make it easier so FL can’t close their legs at all, also totally edges them using it. Tongue piercing

Lasko: sometimes, but again, this man is in the trenches. I could definitely see him wanting to try it and being really good at it, but his arch is like no other

Damien/Huxley:….we all know. Again, we get to see a lot of the DAMN crews sexual personality from their regular videos so absolutely Huxley is happily holding Dames down. I also see Damien feeling strange around people touching his penis (THIS IS NOT CANNON. THIS IS MY THOUGHTS) so it works out

This is cringey but I had fun thinking about it and I don’t know what a draft is

[ineedtheesleep]

That time David gave Sam tips on how to play video games..

And a little bonus doodle