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little spicy snippets with lexi

Just was thinking about some things I've experienced or my friends have experienced and having some laughs imagining who it was in Redacted

Obviously spicy content under the cut, minors DNI, et cetera

"Help"

DAMN polycule, Damien being blown by Lasko while Gavin eats him out and he reaches a hand out to FL like "help, help me, they're going kill me-". But FL is like "ehehehe suffer"

"Bleh"

David being like "why are you making that face" and Angel is like "I'm all into breeding until I feel your cum literally leak out of me in globs. Why do you come so damn much, is that a wolf thing?" And David is like "wow, sorry I asked."

"Evil gut rearranging dick" (implied baaabe with a uterus)

basic post-intercourse practices when you have uterus is peeing, we all know this - Asher knows this. But when things got out of hand for several hours of marathon sex on the solstice to the point where they collapsed on top of each other.... Welllllllll-

"Baaaabe, don't glare at me, my heart can't take it! You said you didn't want to go to Marie."

"I didn't want to go to the Shaw pack mom and tell her that I got a UTI from marathon sex, did you want to tell her that? Do you want to tell her that you fucked me so good with your evil gut rearranging dick until we both passed out so we didn't clean up this morning? Do you want that lecture?"

"nooo, I hate the disappointed lectures from Marie. But the medicine should kick in soon, right? C'mon, let me make it up to you, okay?"

Maybe I will expand upon these one day, but just some little spicy related thoughts that gave me a giggle

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also. i want to put it out there. in case you were like "Erik, I love your taste in memes for the club music but this is NOT what I want to hear at the club", baby, I gotchu.

You can take this moment to improve your HBS experience by playing your favorite songs on low volume and imagine grinding on Sam! Let me tell you - leaps and bounds. Game changer.

If you need inspiration, @penncilkid and @zozo-01 and I have made a playlist for your consideration.

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New Sam opinion dropped:

Sam watches A LOT of cable TV, but he's not watching dramas or anything, no. Sam is on the couch with a wine glass of blood watching HGTV, Discovery Channel, Travel Channel, the History Channel, maybe even the murder mystery channel on a fun night.

I cannot explain to you why but I just think it's SO FUNNY that Sam is deeply invested in all of the home renovation shows and has very strong opinions on the hosts. He's watching those moonshining shows and the shows about people living in remote or rural areas and eating it up. He watches them so often. It's hilarious to everyone.

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so........ sam is a duke.........

[starts firing up the royal au canon]

i know we're all mad at sam rn but hfudjcidjscids i have latched onto that piece of info hehehehe

Are we mad at him? I just wanted sub!gavin or Avior ok but I respect that there is no way to make a BA better than Calico's fic so it's okay

Anyway. Sigh. Zo you are such a dear engaging me as I am like half dead on tumblr dot com. *cracks knuckles*

So I have a couple different flavors of thoughts. I really liked the Royalty Darlin/Duke Sam idea, where Sam theoretically could be a good arranged marriage but Darlin would ideally be married to another royal if possible - but I'd love to see Sam fighting for their heart and the honor of marrying them.

Reversing that, I just had this ADORABLE (to me) idea of Duke Samuel Collins and the leader of his order of knights, Darlin. I kind of want to make Sam a bit of a damsel for once and I think it would be a little silly. Just this image of Darlin standing up straight, commanding their subordinates and Sam is watching them (he's definitely in the middle of a conversation and should NOT be doing this) with hearts in his eyes. Or a scene where Sam is at a formal event all dressed up and Darlin is playing the 1700s version of whatta man on repeat.

idk is that anything

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5+1 Redacted Headcanons

thank you sooo much @ejunkiet you absolute darling for tagging me, this is so exciting!

Tagging my friends (hope you weren't tagged yet): @bratty-telepath, @penncilkid, @zozo-01, @latenightsleeper share your headcanons with the world (tumblr)

Uhhhhh since it's me we're just gonna put this bad boy under a cut, minors dni go away and as usual we take canon out back like ol yeller k thanks let's get into it

1.

In case you haven't noticed, I have a lot of thoughts about Lasko Moore. I'm gonna talk about the fact that Lasko gives off such repressed Southern Bible Belt energy, tgwgigitgwdd. I think it would be so funny if he got rid of his southern accent until he forgets himself and says some real southern grandma shit like "Jesus Mary and Joseph" or "Mother of pearl" or "Jesus be a fence". I feel like Lasko's storyline is pretty queer coded and I think you know why not just add in a little religious trauma to top it off? Not only is being the magical queer son of an unempowered family hard, there's definitely some bible thumpers who think it's demonic, it's a sin, you name it. And who does everything is about church and you are filled with sin better than southern Catholics am I right? like iykyk. That man was repressed as fuck and moving to Dahlia and being around magic users was obviously so life-changing for him.

2.

Which is where it gets spicy, cause it's me. Deep in Lexi (@autisticempathydaemon) and I's DMs is what I like to call the "Unholy Trinity" files, which is me just talking about various redacted characters and their hoe phases before canon started and this post features two different headcanons. When it comes to Lasko though, like I said that boy was REPRESSED and once he was on his own? Oh he went wild. I like to think it started with him going with his roommates or something to an unempowered frat party and he was like "I want to be this free. I want to not have to think" and it started with him just getting drunk but then he realized there's an even better way to shut your mind off that doesn't come with a hangover - getting fucked stupid. The most important part of this headcanon though was at the height of his hoe phase, he was at an unempowered frat party on a weekend after one of the local college sportsball teams won a championship. Lasko was like a little fucked up idk maybe he took some molly or something but he decided that since they won the game, there should be a reward right? Which ends up being him letting like 12 dudes on the football team run a train on him like some kind of hentai gangbang. He doesn't really remember it, but he's LEGENDARY at that college for years afterwards.

3.

And then there's Doll cause it isn't me if I don't talk about Regulus. I obviously looove Reggie and while I hear the Regulus has kidnapped his listener and they are struggling against him, hear me out. I think it would be so delightful if Regulus's listener was someone who was at such a bad point in their life that Regulus was a welcome change. Doll thinks they're going crazy at first, but it's so nice to not have to worry about things anymore. They don't have to go to work, they don't have to worry about making and keeping friends, they don't have to worry about money - Regulus takes care of all of it. Regulus tells them exactly what to do and makes them do it and it's suuuuuuch a relief for them to have someone tell them what to do and to completely give into someone. Regulus to me seems like someone who needs to be needed and by god I gave him a listener who is so grateful for him erasing everything in their brain but him. Also playing with the idea that Doll could be blind, but that's a whooooole other post.

4.

Sentencing your partner to three hours in silly jail for their silly crimes against humanity. love me a hot honey pizza So I love Guy and have been listening to him a lot and talking about him a lot. It's almost a problem. But I have this hilarious idea that after Guy and Honey got together, lived together for a while, really got into each other, they needed to get a new apartment. They're not super well off, but they weren't willing to compromise on the fact that they needed to be on a top floor and sturdy ceilings so they could have anchor points for suspension. Because Honey loves tying Guy up, gagging him, and sitting in a chair nearby with a cup of coffee getting some work done and their hoodie on while Guy... hangs out. get it, hangs out??? anyway there's also a sign in the room that says "Silly Jail" which Guy finger painted for Honey as a joke but is hung on the wall.

5.

Milo..... oh Milo. How I have mentally corrupted you. This is part two of the unholy trinity files. I think Milo used to be, and I say this in the kindest way possible, a bit of a fuckboy. He was a good guy, he was really polite, but he wasn't interested in relationships but definitely into sex. And Milo Greer got AROUND. Lexi and I were like "how many people in canon can we have made him sleep with and can we put them in a groupchat called 'raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by milo greer' where they just trade stories about how buckwild he got before he grew out of it" and it's HILARIOUS. Somehow Vincent, Sam, and Alexis are in the gc and they HATE IT, Lasko and Gavin are in there, Hudson definitely is, and just a bunch of people. There's some HILARIOUS mock texts we made that I will share with you. “I didn’t know I could squirt until Milo Greer” "milo greer is all i can think about when people talk about men growling in erotic novels. i asked him for a demonstration for a book i was writing and somehow I ended up with my panties shredded, covered in bites, and dehydrated. my novel is doing really well now btw" "i cannot believe milo has fucked me and both of my siblings. good to know you're all here, say nothing about it ever" "when he said my size was not a problem he wasn't fucking playing. he deadlifted me because he thought it would make me feel better. this man had my ankles by my ears. no man has ever compared" "you know how guys like to say they can turn lesbians? if he got me, he could get others. lesbians are no longer safe"

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And last but certainly not least I have been a whore I am a whore I will continue to be a whore - If being a hot werewolf boy means you don't have a knot, I don't want it anymore untrue but my point stands. I love a/b/o, I love knots, I'm a monsterfucker, what can I say? I think all of the Shaw pack would really just be improved if being a wolf shifter meant you got a fat knot. I know can't be the only one, come on somebody.

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getting a kudos on ao3

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Time is an Illusion Snippet Day

We're getting towards finals here people, time is fake and made to drive me crazy. But my fellow whore in redacted @zozo-01 has tagged me so I will make an appearance!

So have some more of the prissy body worship fic no one asked for but I have LOVINGLY gifted to @autisticempathydaemon

Starting to get spicy under the cut

"Nobody could keep their eyes off you tonight," Christian whispers, jealous and possessive as he trails kisses starting at her knee up her exposed thigh.

"And all I could think is that they didn't have a clue. As if you haven't been beautiful this entire time, and only now they bother to notice." His voice grows deeper and Alexis meets the hungry look in his eyes with her own.

He drags his nose across her heated skin and nips the inside of her thigh just because he can. "It's alright," he says conversationally, spreading his knees and bracing one hand against the wall behind her body while the other gently gathers the skirt of her dress in his fist.

"I got to you first, petal. They can look, but I'm the only one touching you tonight." And with that, he presses a wet kiss to the center of her delicate lace panties and grins while Alexis trembles.

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You know I was coming in here, let's go:

Arcturus

Centaurus

Hercules

Black Eye Galaxy

Space-themed questions can be found here!

Arcturus: Have you cried out of something other than sadness? 

Oh I regularly cry from laughter. I'm sure you've heard me babe.

Centaurus: Favourite holiday?

Halloween! I'm always a spooky gyal.

Hercules: Favourite instrument?

I have a soft spot for bass guitar players. And by soft spot I mean wet spot lmaooo

Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight? 

Nope. But I'm aromantic so I'm probably not the person to ask. I believe in infatuation at first sight, though.