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NEWSFLASH Retaliation

We have just received word from the government regarding the latest terrorist attacks: "Forces have been deployed. The situation is under control and the terrorists are being dealt with." Pray for the AFB, fellow Brynanians. Pray that they end the ZPF once and for all or at least bring them to justice so they can face the families of the people they've mercilessly murdered.

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NEWSFLASH FPA Working with ZPF

We have just received the following information from the Government of Brynania: We have considerable evidence amassed indicating that the FPA, in their craven and ruthless war to keep control of their diamond slavery operation, have supported both the ZPF and are behind the bus bombings in Hamraville. They have combined forces to make a sort of "Axis of Spoilers", who undermine the hopes and dreams of all Brynanians- Brn and Zahar alike. It seems that there aren't any more honest and righteous souls here to fight for Brynania in a dignified manner.

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The OPHUG and GoB Stance

Concerning the so-dubbed Zahrarian nation, OPHUG General Sarah McDonald “find[s] the whole concept laughable. This outlandish idea is clearly a desperate attempt to keep afloat a failing political movement. The OPHUG militia does NOT recognize them as their own nation, and will not tolerate any talk of an independent country on their part—they are and always will be part of the great nation of Brynania.”

Furthermore, when asked about to comment about situation, Vice-President De Santi claimed that “The Government of Brynania does not recognise the unilateral declaration of independence made by the ZPF and views it as a deliberate attempt to sabotage the peace process.  For the past few months, the Government and PFLZ officials have been working in good faith to reach a peace agreement which will benefit all Brynanians.  In the meantime, the ZPF has chosen to enact violence at the peril of those whom they claim to represent, including attacks on innocent civilians.  At this time, the Government of Brynania urges all nations to NOT recognise the ZPF’s declaration and to lend instead their support to the ongoing peace process.”

  Enjoy your little nation while it lasts, ZPF.

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No to Civilian Casualties

“The ZPF will stop targeting civilians now.” After months of hostile attacks. After months of saying that they’re they’re honorable people looking for justice. After months of bombing and shelling people who want to go to work or play with their children or watch Sim-Sim birds. Stop targeting civilians? Yeah. Right. All the ZPF are doing is buying time to reform and gain back their strength, and they’re doing it through aid requirements, not because they think it’s the right thing to do. You cannot get any lower than that, fellow Brynanians. Changing one’s policies for money from international actors. Once they have it you know they will go right back to killing innocent people. God has a special place for murderers and traitors, fellow Brynanians. And it’s not Ruritanian refugee camps. The AFB and the OPHUG militia are simply going against anyone who stands against a free Brynania. Let’s support them in anyway you can.

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I'm Brynanian and I'm Proud

Fellow Brynanians, we really are turning over a new leaf. The summer months have brought with them new, warm ideals that all of us as Brynanians can live by, putting the interests of Brynania first.

The  news of the re-securement of McGilldishu Port has only brought with it joy and a sense of security for the Brynanian community. This will not only aid our economy in terms of commercial shipping, but the thousands of suffering Brn refugees and IDPs who have been ignored by many a NGO focusing solely on Zaharian and Icasian suffering will be able to receive aid through the port. Your loyalty and patience have paid off Brn nationalists, and it's time for the clouds of smoke to clear and for you to receive what you have given your nation.

However, our great government has been facing horrible and untruthful allegations of child soldiers. We have the AFB on our side as well as OPHUG militia and the support of the international economy. If anyone were to use child soldiers, it would be rebellious guerrilla groups that fight for their "freedom" at any cost.  According to President Foldy, "The units pictured have not been engaged in combat at all, and are kept in place due to their fighting the siege of their homeland in Mcgilldishu. However, the puppets of the ZPF have been using child soldiers as well. We even have suspicions that they forced a child by holding his family hostage to place the terrible bomb in Hamraville." Yet again, the truth has been twisted around and the blame placed on the wrong side.

Finally, we would like to shed light on the "Recognition of Historical Wrongs Committed Against the Zaharian People." Fellow Brynanians, have we not all been wronged since the start of the hostilities? Have we not all lost a brother, a sister, a friend, a mother, and a lover? Why do the Zaharians deserve an official recognition? Is it not Zaharians that have formed two very distinct factions that have done nothing but defected here and bombed there? Is it not the Zaharians that who held McGilldishu Port hostage for so long leaving so many malnutritioned? Is it not the Zaharians that wish to create their own country while leaving ours in pieces? Brynanians, we ask you, shouldn't there be a recognition of historical wrongs committed against the Brynanian people?

Furthermore, in spite of all that, the ZPF is still not pleased, still claims our government to be illegitimate, and still continues to spew its rhetoric all over our country. Nothing we ever do will be enough for them, nothing short of giving them our land and naming it Zaharia. What other option do we have but to completely annihilate them?

Let us ponder that while we sit in our homes, listening, for the first time, to the call of our national Sim-Sim birds instead of the sound of artillery fire.