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required by law to rail your pretty wife. sorry
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one-shots.
he can’t sleep without you. | roommate!scara : in which you both are roommates (gasp). and he cannot seem to have a good’s night rest without your warmth. clingy sleepy scaramouche ensues.
love through the 5 senses. [Valentines Special] : a glimpse into your relationship with scaramouche through the 5 senses (touch, smell, hearing, taste, sight). series of ficlets. | OR read on AO3.
prince!scara and his devoted knight. : to prove your devotion, you kiss the hand of 1 demanding and clingy prince while he grumbles about your injuries.
dumb, dumber, and bloody. | vampire!scara : a vampire and hunter’s guide to the “will they? won’t they?” trope except it is either between kissing or killing each other.
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shorter fics.
mixed with love & sweet vanilla. (extended ver. of the ‘chapstick + scara’ ramble) : in which scaramouche tries out a new chapstick, and he wants you to test it out. kissing ensues.
like in the movies. : old fashioned movies and cuddling. what could go wrong? apparently his unfaltering need for your attention.
mornings with scara. [debut post, lowercase intentional] : waking up to a sleepy messy disheveled scara and his loose shirt, what does that look like?
sick scaramouche : taking care of scaramouche can be that hard? cue bratty princess scaramouche who wants all ur attention.
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ideas/rambles.
chapstick + scara
cupid au!
stealing fatui scaramouche’s clothing. how would he react?
how to domesticate scara: a guide
roommate scara | roommate scara pt 2 + art | ART
artist scara
love language via. fruits
siren scara
amusement date!
teases through nonverbal comm.
scaramouche + becoming a parent to a pet cat
actor scara
what is ex scara like after the break up?
horror robot + frankenstein‘s monster scara
ideas (wip)
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i miss my boyfriend, that’s the safest i’ve felt in so long i don’t think i’ve felt this way about someone ever.
my love my love my love my love
did some digging into some of the darker reaches of my soul last night. period during the full moon type vibe. now today i am tired. i want my boyfriend. so i asked him not to leave me and he didn’t, i listened to him yap and sing in the shower. he made me giggle and made me feel safe. i feel so safe with him on days like today.
i’m really excited for next week. i hope we hold hands.
"That didn't sound like my wife's ass, IMPOSTER. I know the sound of my wife's ass." ZPH - 5/29/25 9:25