#zygarde thirst

[dragonite-milk]

you said you don't know exactly how you'd find Mega Zygarde hot so I'm coming BACK into the ask box to share my horny thoughts on her >:3c

Objectively, she's very pretty. Despite being a more stripped-back version of the Complete Form, she's still got the hips and thighs that make her hot in the first place <3 Not to mention the fact that the flaming hair(????) gives her the same kind of sex appeal as a knight to me. Also her body looks really snuggly and warm, I'd give everything to snuggle her on a cold day. And not a sex thing necessarily, but I'm a sucker for designs with markings that look like tears streaming down the character's face. Mega Zygarde ticks so many boxes for me.

This part may be a bit more esoteric, but I think it's pretty hot that Mega Zygarde strips back all her armor to make the cannon. Not only is she taking all her defenses and putting that same energy into power, but she's exposing the most vulnerable part of herself to protect you. I've rambled about this before so I won't go on too much, but she's very pretty to me <3

Also with the connection trainers have to their pokemon when they're mega evolved, I think having sex with Mega Zygarde would be absolutely insane (in the best way possible of course <3)

@zygardes-wife-and-girlfriend

One word: .//////////.

Outstanding points. Perfect explanation. No notes. Amazing performance and monologue. 10/10.

It is very apparent how much you've thought of this and wow, those thoughts you thinked and spoked are just daym, yes, puts words to feelings. And we all love an girl who's left exposed in battle <3

Also, I neeeeeed a link to wherever you've talked about this before. I love reading about other people's thoughts on their Pokémon love <3

[dragonite-milk]

You said to send asks about our favorite pokemon and I can't say no to that. Zygarde thoughts, go :3c

@zygardes-wife-and-girlfriend

Zygarde is hot, full stop. All three forms.

Dog mode can be almost incognito, making walking around a difficult task from her distractions, both flaunting her ass in front of you, and sticking her nose between your legs.

Snake mode can constrict around you, leaving you at her mercy whether she just wants to show affection, kiss you, or make love.

100% mode can pick you up in one hand, hug you, hold you, grab a coffee with you, and rail you like there's no tomorrow.

And gun. I don't know how exactly, but it's pretty hot. Stick me into that cannon and shoot me out

Even the cells and cores are hot. They can get under your clothes and make you squirm wherever, with no one knowing why exactly you look off. Unless you start to cum uncontrollably through your underwear as the cells rail you under your clothes, of course.

[dragonite-milk]

you mentioned being into the tcg and im coming into your asks about it

I've also been getting back into collecting cards mainly bc of Perfect Order- I always think its funny going to tcg events because none of these people know I collect Zygarde cards because I think she's hot. There was one card I got from a vendor who said he broke it out of a PSA 9. I can't help but laugh because not only do I think its one of the sexiest Zygarde cards ever but I also hate card grading. She got freed from a slab just for me to perv on her <3 I would send a pic but I'm on anon unfortunately </3

Love going to card events while nobody knows I collect cards of pokemon I find very hot <3

@zygardes-wife-and-girlfriend

Oogh, that's so real. I don't have a proper binder yet, but eventually I want to get one to fill with Dragonite or any Pokémon that I find sexiest! Though unfortunately I don't even have any Dragonite OR Dragonair cards ;-; I do have two Dratini at least, and one has a Love Ball pattern on it!

I definitely think a visit to a card store is in order some time soon. I haaaave to find me some Dragonite cards ;-;

(Also, if you wanna send that pic in the reblogs that would be cool >:3c )