Pokémon are Hot

Pokémon are hot and more people (including me) shouldn't be afraid to say it || 18+ horny and wholesome pokefucker blog

[dragonite-milk]

Remember to milk your local Dragonite

Hello fellow PokéKissers! You can call me Dragonite or Nity. I'm 20, enby they/them, and despite this blog being very themed around Dragonite, I wouldn't mind getting railed by any Pokémon really. Even so, i do love infecting people with Dragonite love/lust <3

Pleeeeaaaaaase send me asks about any Pokémon, horny or not. I promise you they're all hot

My tags!

#milk your pokemon - Anything that I've talked about, original posts, pretty much anything that isn't just a reblog or a story written by me

#pokephillia story time - Stories written by me, that aren't a part of my Daily Random Pokémon series!

#wholesome pokephilia time! - All non-horny, non-sex stuff I post

#daily random pokemon - Everyday, I write a short post/story about a randomly generated Pokémon!

#[pokemon] thirst - For sorting purposes, and to not show my posts where I think is inappropriate, any Pokémon that is tagged will have thirst after it in the tag. I feel like there might end up being a lot of #dragonite thirst...

#dragon doodles - Drawings and doodles by yours truly!

#dragonite sona - Any post that fits under the umbrella of "That's me. I'm the Dragonite."

Below the cut is standard stuff, dni, like and interests, and dislikes and stuff

I will actively block pedos/zoophiles. Pokémon are intelligent beings, and consent is something they know.

Likes: Poképhilia obviously, size play, age play, monster fucking, plushophilia, rut/heat, cnc/dubcon, vore

Nopes: Snuff, misgendering, underage characters, scat/farts

Also another note, please don't flirt with me! I'm open and welcome to horny and teasing asks/dms and rps, but please keep them Pokémon related.

[dragonite-milk]

Remember, when cuddling in bed, your Dragonite cuddle buddy decides when it's time to sleep! After all, I'm the giant, heavy, powerful dragon that's got their arms around you! That means put the phone down. Or I'll eat it.

This is a public service announcement for the GF

[dragonite-milk]

Thoughts on mega lucario and mega lucario z?

Everyone say hi to my GF Lop!!!! Hi baaaaabe <3 thank you for feeding me thoughts <3

Megas in general are so hot, even just in concept. In order to Mega Evolve, you have to have a mutual closeness and trust with your Pokémon, and that's just, mwah, intimacy. Intimacy with your Pokémon is always super hot.

Lucario as well, very very hot. Just imagining what kind of play she could get up to with her spikes... Or what kind of silly accidents may happen. She accidentally rips a whole in your jacket. You forgive her, because she's so cute and so focused on "trying to right her wrong."

Mega Lucario Z I've spent less time with, but they're still very hot. As a foil to base Mega Lucario's "break right through with force" design philosophy, Z's philosophy is dodging and parrying. They're quick on their feet, soft to the touch, and cute to boot. And because all of their moves come out faster, they're definitely a quick shot during sex, and there is no way for you to convince me otherwise.

[dragonite-milk]

you said you don't know exactly how you'd find Mega Zygarde hot so I'm coming BACK into the ask box to share my horny thoughts on her >:3c

Objectively, she's very pretty. Despite being a more stripped-back version of the Complete Form, she's still got the hips and thighs that make her hot in the first place <3 Not to mention the fact that the flaming hair(????) gives her the same kind of sex appeal as a knight to me. Also her body looks really snuggly and warm, I'd give everything to snuggle her on a cold day. And not a sex thing necessarily, but I'm a sucker for designs with markings that look like tears streaming down the character's face. Mega Zygarde ticks so many boxes for me.

This part may be a bit more esoteric, but I think it's pretty hot that Mega Zygarde strips back all her armor to make the cannon. Not only is she taking all her defenses and putting that same energy into power, but she's exposing the most vulnerable part of herself to protect you. I've rambled about this before so I won't go on too much, but she's very pretty to me <3

Also with the connection trainers have to their pokemon when they're mega evolved, I think having sex with Mega Zygarde would be absolutely insane (in the best way possible of course <3)

@zygardes-wife-and-girlfriend

One word: .//////////.

Outstanding points. Perfect explanation. No notes. Amazing performance and monologue. 10/10.

It is very apparent how much you've thought of this and wow, those thoughts you thinked and spoked are just daym, yes, puts words to feelings. And we all love an girl who's left exposed in battle <3

Also, I neeeeeed a link to wherever you've talked about this before. I love reading about other people's thoughts on their Pokémon love <3

[zygardes-wife-and-girlfriend]

ask and you shall receive :3c

also about her being like a knight and snuggling her on a cold day...

[dragonite-milk]

Gaaaah, so good, so wholesome and amazing <3

[zygardes-wife-and-girlfriend]

thinking about mega zygarde... it looks soooo warm and cuddly...

Its been so cold and snowy by me so I've just been thinking about snuggling up with Mega Zygarde on a snowy day... Thinking about wrapping my arms around its waist as I nuzzle into its chest. Its chest slowly rises and falls as it purrs softly. It gently wraps its arms around me, helping to keep me warm. It maybe even wraps its tail around us, wanting to pull me even closer. I can feel myself nodding off, the heat from Zygarde's body keeping me content...

[zygardes-wife-and-girlfriend]

mega zygarde has the same kind of sex appeal as a knight. Can anyone else see my vision....

[zygardes-wife-and-girlfriend]

mega zygarde is like a knight, a princess, and a dragon all rolled into one creature

[zygardes-wife-and-girlfriend]

The way ZA talks about mega evolution has me thinking about emotional intimacy. They talk about how its a testament to the bond between trainer and pokémon so much. While its mostly through bonding in battle, I've been thinking about it in a more romantic way. Showing your love for your partner by bringing out their strength in battle. Being able to mega evolve your pokémon because your love for each other runs so deep is something I need people to think about.

Obviously Thinking about Mega Zygarde in this case. I feel like it could really push the emotional intimacy part. When it mega evolves, Zygarde strips itself of its armor, using it to make the cannon. Through its bond with its trainer, its able to bring out its inner strength. But to bring out such strength, it requires exposing itself. And it wouldn't just do that for anyone, it needs that trust. It needs the deep love that makes mega evolution possible in the first place. I think there's a lot of intimacy in that and its just one of the several reasons I love Mega Zygarde <3

[poochyena-on-keyboard]

oughhhh i need gardevoir so fucking bad right now shhdjshdjsjd i want her to pin me to the mattress and use me for her pleasure. and then when she finishes ill take the opening to flip her around face down on the bed. then suddenly she’s teleported herself on top of me again. and it goes on for hours, fucking each other roughly until we both collapse in an exhausted blissful pile of lust. and you know every opportunity i get im making out with her heart piece (the pink thing on her chest), it just looks like it would feel really nice to have it licked and sucked on, and i wouldnt be able to help myself. im just so fucking feral for her dhsjfhdkf

[dragonite-milk]

you said you don't know exactly how you'd find Mega Zygarde hot so I'm coming BACK into the ask box to share my horny thoughts on her >:3c

Objectively, she's very pretty. Despite being a more stripped-back version of the Complete Form, she's still got the hips and thighs that make her hot in the first place <3 Not to mention the fact that the flaming hair(????) gives her the same kind of sex appeal as a knight to me. Also her body looks really snuggly and warm, I'd give everything to snuggle her on a cold day. And not a sex thing necessarily, but I'm a sucker for designs with markings that look like tears streaming down the character's face. Mega Zygarde ticks so many boxes for me.

This part may be a bit more esoteric, but I think it's pretty hot that Mega Zygarde strips back all her armor to make the cannon. Not only is she taking all her defenses and putting that same energy into power, but she's exposing the most vulnerable part of herself to protect you. I've rambled about this before so I won't go on too much, but she's very pretty to me <3

Also with the connection trainers have to their pokemon when they're mega evolved, I think having sex with Mega Zygarde would be absolutely insane (in the best way possible of course <3)

@zygardes-wife-and-girlfriend

One word: .//////////.

Outstanding points. Perfect explanation. No notes. Amazing performance and monologue. 10/10.

It is very apparent how much you've thought of this and wow, those thoughts you thinked and spoked are just daym, yes, puts words to feelings. And we all love an girl who's left exposed in battle <3

Also, I neeeeeed a link to wherever you've talked about this before. I love reading about other people's thoughts on their Pokémon love <3

[lycanrocrules]

Dumb dog pokemon who try and hump the wrong cat pokemon, and get beat up which ends up also being a sex thing for them too

[dragonite-milk]

this isnt even like, a proper thirst tbh. more like a queerplatonic or sensual thirst than anything tbh, since my attraction towards pokemon tends to not lean towards sexual

but i do wanna love on swampert so bad. i wanna kiss n hug n cuddle it as we lay in bed or in a pond or something

Shush, this is 100% proper thirst. Thirst is not limited to having sexual thoughts. Thirst is wanting the closeness to a Pokémon. And I welcome all kinds of thirst, whether that be horny or not horny or comfy or bdsm-like or romantic or platonic.

And for future reference, while I do love to hornypost, wholesome posting and writing about wholesome, unsexy moments is also very nice to do <3

But anyways, back to the topic at hand, Swampert is an amazing choice.

I imagine Swampert is a very gentle giant. I imagine he's a little slimy, but that's okay, because it just completes the feeling of him wrapping his arms around you. He'd snuggle you right up against his chest, your whole body covered by his giant fins.

He'd try and preen your hair with his fin, but all that would accomplish is him getting your hair all wet and slimy. You'd giggle at his antics, and he'd giggle with you, getting your hair all wet and slimy as you to laugh. It won't matter to you, since you're already covered with it because of the cuddling

He'd occasionally hug you tighter and closer to him, his grip not allowing you to breathe. He'd nuzzle his feelers against your face and you'd feel his pride and happiness in you being his trainer.

[poochyena-on-keyboard]

Opinions on Dragonite? If you have any, of course :3

- @dragonite-milk

dragonite is very cute and squishy looking, i can see why you like them :3 i was going to say i’d let them sit on my face, but according to the pokedex they weigh like 450 pounds, so maybe not. i don’t want to evolve into a ghost type, lol. they seem like they’d be fun to snuggle with. it might be a bit awkward to fuck a pokemon that’s over three times my size, but we’d figure something out. even if i get squished a bit in the process.

and ofc i can never say no to a pokemon that learns thunder wave,,, ghghhh paralysis,,,.,,..

[dragonite-milk]

Fuck you/aff

Big dicked transfem lopunny pinning dragonite down and railing them and being the subbiest thing after

Hello once again my love <3

Everyone say hi to my Pokéfucking GF! She's making it a little bit obvious, so feel free to refer to her as Lopunny, or Lop! Anyways, gaaaah, meanie. That's just us >/////<

Lopunny had already clutched the leash in her paws, attached to the collar around Dragonite's neck. She pulled, Dragonite's face was right in hers. With a smirk, she pushed them back onto the bed, a foot on Dragonite's chest, and her girl cock hard as a steel pole.

Moving the foot to Dragonite's ankle to keep them pinned, she lined up her dick with their anus, already pre-lubed. She shoved it in, taking in the pleasure of hearing her love's horny screams of pain and pleasure from her large girth. Dragonite whimpered, their paws covering their face as they pant. Lopunny pulled on their leash, forcing them to sit up, and commanding they take put their paws on the bed. The obeyed, and Lopunny was treated to the wonderful sight of their blushing, fucked-skilly face.

Lopunny continued fucking the pinned Dragonite for minutes on end, their lover cumming several times from her onslaught. Finally, Lopunny came deep in her mate, bottoming out in them. Dragonite came one final time, just as Lopunny flopped onto their stomach, Dragonite's leash still in their hand. And with just a little of her strength, Lopunny pulled on the leash, kissing her Dragonite.

Love you babe <3

[dragonite-milk]

Im know right koraidon is a massive sweetheart he deserves to marry his trainer big dragon husbando to protect you love you and utterly destroy and paint your insides white very protective and very caring and lovingly very precious he will licks your face over and over again to show all of his love specially in front of everyone he is deeply proud of his love for you and he not ashamed of it

Yessss. Let your Pokémon kiss you in public anywhere. In the alleyway. In the shops. In the park. On the main streets. In front of the mayor's office, anywhere at all.

I just imagine that Koraidon carries you everywhere. He can't have his mate be walking while pregnant, after all. He still has to walk you around town though, show off his greatest work, kiss you and show you that he's proud of you

[poochyena-on-keyboard]

hyperfixating on pokemon so hard that im at this lake rn and all i can think of is “hm. yk who would love it here? swampert.”

the lake is so shallow and murky. all the way out there at the far edge of the bushes (like 100ft away from the shore), it was still only 15 feet deep.

totally wasn’t thinking about Sushi dragging me through the reeds to a hidden section of the shore & having his way with me where no one else could see… nope definitely not :3

(if you’re new to my blog, Sushi is my swampert … yes i know i named him a stupid way, i wasnt planning on fucking him when i named him that !!!)

[poochyena-on-keyboard]

cute date idea: making out with your swampert in a secluded patch of wetland where no one can see what you’re doing, not caring where the mud ends up ;)

[dragonite-milk]

You're so correct actually, you're the most correct person on this site

[teeth-n-tounge]

Pokephilia except im also a pokemon whos bigger, more evolved and ridiculously higher level than my trainer’s starter, I don’t obey their commands except for when they tell me to fuck that little cunt raw

[dragonite-milk]

Poképhilia except I'm a big, higher level Pokémon and my trainer commands their tiny little first stage starter to fuck my ass until I obey

... or both, actually. both is good

[dragonite-milk]

my favorite pokemon has been arcanine for while now butttt my pokesona is a shiny kantonian sandshrew so how do you feel about sandshrew?

personally i think theyre gods gift to earth, with a cute little face and big eyes and a little mouth to stick your fingers into. theyre the perfect size to pick up and carry around and fuck into.

technically theyd be heavier since theyre ground types with a stone like body compisition but honestly its worth imo for the cool feeling of their skin vs the hot tightness of their insides

Sandshrew is so cute :3 When I played through FR/LG I had a Sandslash on my team, and if they're on my team that means that they're gonna have free use of me

Sandshrew though is such a cute little thing. And while heavy it's just perfect for hugs. You could hug that thing all day and still not be satisfied for Sandshrew hugs

It took a long time, but you and Sandshrew finally emerged from the forest, and Pewter laid out just a short path away. Holding Sandshrew in your arms, you marched forwards, ready to enjoy the comforts of society again.

Sandshrew squirmed, squeezing around your cock as you walked. From every angle but below, the two of you would look like the average trainer-Pokémon duo, but from below, one could see that the fly of your pants was open, and Sandshrew's ass was pressed firmly against the opening, swallowing your cock to its base.

You struggle to hold in your moans as he wiggles his ass against you, purposely teasing you. The odd person stares at you, then moves on, thinking it's just another case of Viridian Forest travel fatigue. When you get to the Pokémon Center, there's no line in front of the counter, but there's still plenty of people around. You try not to moan as you approach the Joy.

When Joy asks if you want to get your Sandshrew checked up, you shake your head, almost too quickly. You explain that you just wanted a room for now, but she started insisting that you and Sandshrew should get checked up, citing that you looked very red in the face, and it was always recommended to get a check up after a travel period.

All this time, Sandshrew had been grinding against you, fucking you in its attempt to milk you with its ass as you talked. And finally, it succeeded in its mission, as you came into your partner, Nurse Joy's words failing to reach your ears. Almost robotically, trying to keep your face as straight as possible as you cum into Sandshrew ass, you insist on just getting a room for now, and she finally relents and gives you keys. Sandshrew's ass squeezes tight around you, not letting a single drop of your cum fall from it as you shakily walk up the stairs.

When you finally lock the door to the room, you instantly drop your bag and flip Sandshrew around on your dick, looking at its smug face. You decide that right now, it's Sandshrew's turn to be fucked.