#~ray

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Thinking about Hermes pretending to be a sheriff like his favorite plushie and making stupid rules and stuff and Joel is just like 'ah yes of course children named Hermes may have lots of candy what a great law you're such a respectable sheriff'

And Jimmy is just about to explode in the background

[hermes-our-beloved]

[hermes-our-beloved]

I had a cursed thought BUT ALSO IT MAKES SENSE

Oli said "I didn't have the heart to tell him that his son was made from wood"

BUT THINKING ABOUT IT

WOOD DADDY AND GOD DADDY

LIKE

DEMIGODS ARE USUALLY HALF GOD HALF HUMAN BUT HE'S LITERALLY HALF GOD HALF WOOD

[hermes-our-beloved]

Putting Hermes in a shulker box is so cruel what if it's his biological cousin or something😭😭

[hermes-our-beloved]

[hermes-our-beloved]

Hermes: *doesn't even breathe*

Us:

[hermes-our-beloved]

Man Joel's episode was wild