Hermes Protection Squad

Ray & Rey | not a cult but in the same way Jeremyism isn't a cult

[hermes-our-beloved]

hello, tumblr! we are two mentally ill queers with a (likely unhealthy) attachment to an armor stand with a face— hermes of empries smp! our names are ray (they/them) and rey (he/him). not confusing at all, right?

ray's main: @latte-hates-coffee

ray’s empires blog: @gemswizardhat

rey's main: @does-this-look-inanimate-to-you

rey’s empires blog: @catboy-scott-agenda

we’re can't wait to spread our love of this precious child with the rest of tumblr!

~rey

[wiseseamonster]

Aunt Lizzie

[calciumyum]

Empirestober 2 Day 13 - Shulker! Featuring the shulker kid themself!! (prompts)

[hermes-our-beloved]

[arterusforest]

I refuse that Hermes just flew of he was just playing a little prank he comes back and gives his dads a massive hug. Please he loves them. Please

[jestroer]

Me, finding out Empires S2 will end in may: Man, sad, but there would probably be an interesting finale and another season and stuff it's gonn-

IT MEANS NO MORE HERMES-

[hermes-our-beloved]

[corvidoodle]

the newest sausage upload has me hollering but i haven't the spoons to line so here's a Hermes scribble. baby boy about to kick ass!!!

[chaiandsage]

I can’t do this anymore. My mind is at war with itself

What accent does Hermes have in your head?

English

American

Voting ended onApr 3, 2023

[whatmoredoyouwangfromme]

Neither

he”s bilingual, at least. Speaks Greek (or whatever) from Joel, Spanish from sausage, and English.

as a bilingual person myself, let me say. Accents can vary based on what language you’re speaking

in English tho? He does not have an amaerican or English accent. I think his accent would be closest to Sausages but not quite? I dunno the name of sausage’s accent, but it would be sorta similar.

[hermes-our-beloved]

how it started vs. how it’s going

[hermes-our-beloved]

I miss Hermes

[does-this-look-writing-to-you]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

babe wake up new aib just dropped

[hermes-our-beloved]

announcement

him

[suzie-bee]

a kind of continuation of my ‘hermes in his cowboy phase’ post

cause i want jimmy to stop being mean to that kid before i swat him with a newspaper! i will uncle-fy him myself if i have to

[hermes-our-beloved]

i love hermes. you agree. reblog.

[hermes-our-beloved]

Thinking about Hermes pretending to be a sheriff like his favorite plushie and making stupid rules and stuff and Joel is just like 'ah yes of course children named Hermes may have lots of candy what a great law you're such a respectable sheriff'

And Jimmy is just about to explode in the background

[rexroar44]

The sweetest bois!!