Reblogs

As the title says, sometimes nsfw

[8-8-8-16]

[lonelysummerbreeze]

2010

[midnightmurdershow]

Tremors (1990) Directed by Ron Underwood

[yimmypee]

ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop

[escorpiona]

[wups-up]

Me and my color coded friendgroup are gonna beat your ass

[escorpiona]

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[bleed1ngbabyb0y]

[solarsyrup]

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[briarhellhound]

I am suddenly understanding all the art of big furry women who let their sheath and balls hang out when it's hot

[bungleart]

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[operaqueen]

Julie Andrews, promoting her return to Broadway, in the stage adaptation of Victor Victoria! New York, 1995.

[wheeloffortune-design]

my publisher: Good morning! Huh did you advertise for the pre-sale yesterday? Because we launched twelve hours ago and we already made sales!

me: yeah, i posted on tumblr

publisher: .........tumblr?

me: that's where the gays are.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western)

[wheeloffortune-design]

update

publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?

me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?

publisher: .....and it works?

me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.

publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?

me: .......absolutely not.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western where 50 year old women kiss and murder)

[wheeloffortune-design]

update!

publisher: I've been looking into tumblr, have you thought of using Blaze to promote your book?

me: NO

publisher: But it seems like an efficient way to get this in front of more eyes-

me: people on tumblr hate Blaze.

publisher: There is no algorithm and you can't pay to promote a post? I don't understand how anyone advertises anything on tumblr.

me: That's the best part. They don't. They can't.

(trying to make him understand that we do not control the attention. We just have to show something shiny and gay enough and if people are interested, they'll reblog.)

(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a deconstruction of the colonialist cowboy mythos dressed up as a sapphic romance.)

[curlicuecal]

(I read this book, it is good)

[a-tiddy-ninja]