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Surrealist Seinfeld

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i’d probably enjoy sex scenes on tv and in movies significantly more if like, it stayed true to how much talking sex actually involves, and all the awkward goofy stuff that can happen.

#txt.#like why is it that the couples always know what the other magically wants and what position to get into?#are you guys telepathically fucking too? lmao.#nsfw /

steelydans

Grand Piano telephone circa 1980s

#ph.#save.

cyberkilla

#ph.#drugs

i don’t know shit about politics, but i kind of want to see the lincoln memorial and the statue of liberty try to throw down.

#txt.

halloweencandy

#ph.#food

you know what, helena? you don’t deserve this big toblerone.

hannya

Beetlejuice (1988) dir. Tim Burton

#ph.#beetlejuice.

who up, challenge your social anxiety and click like.

#txt.

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Camelbak Magnum Force Gloves., Gerber Sharpening tool and Multitool; Colt 1911; Parachord Wristband; scikio Tactical Knife; Austral Cold Beer; Muela Hunting Knife.

#ph.#kn.

pageantanswer-blog

Greer Lankton Surrounded by her Sculptures - Eric Kroll (1984)

#ph.

that’s.... a better about page.

#txt.#hm!

i was about to kick off tonight with a big ol’ “HELLO YOU DUMB PIECES OF SHITS!” but MAN is my title and about page embarrassing, so maybe I’M the dumb piece of shit!

#txt.#i thought i was so dang gum clever back then!#but now i know past me was actually a moron.#and the only clever me is now me.

nerdjams

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Phil Collins // In the Air Tonight

#background noise.

are you actually interested in getting to know me or do you just want to fuuuuuck.... (dramatically slams my fingers against my keyboard.)

#txt.#the dilemma.

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