Tailsteak

Cartoonist for One Over Zero, Leftover Soup, Forward, and Roll To Save; writer of Bang, The Paladin's Guide to Life, The Rogue's Guide to Life, The Barbarian's Guide to Life, The Necromancer's Guide to Life, and The Bard's Guide to Life; podcaster on Hey I've Got An Idea show; Warrior Poet, Philosopher King.

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A little fanart for Seeping Ooze's Goth Bimbo Heathcliff. It's like regular Heathcliff, but she's a hot woman and the comics are all sexually explicit, but still funny and surreal. I recommend you check'em out!

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Move one matchstick to turn something bad into something good.

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Done on stream today. I've always liked the lingerie-under-a-long-coat look. This is okay for tumblr, right?

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If a videogame protagonist walked into the room, what environmental storytelling about you is in your setting?

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I'm not especially good at frilly femmey stuff, but I'm working on it.

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Feeling tired and being able to sleep should be the same thing.

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I had other stuff to do this morning, but my girl wants what she wants. (Bellina canonically can't get piercings, if you look close, those are clip-ons.)

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Probably not a good sign, psychologically, that I've been actively avoiding things I *like* in case they make me nervous, and am instead repeatedly bingeing the same nothing-compilations of streamers I happen to tolerate but don't actually care about.

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adipy: noun /ˈæd.ɪp.i/

The condition of unnecessarily exhibiting a mathematical or logical sequence, often as proof of intelligence or intentionality.

"Like the monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey, the word 'adipy' itself exhibits adipy."

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I'm not complaining or calling out anybody in particular, but I will say that it's a weird sensation, as an artist, when you say "here's my character, they do A but never B", and then someone immediately tries to commission you to draw that character doing B. Like... why?

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Done for MysticWav , Aelia being appropriately cautious around the local wildlife.

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My half of an art trade with Mewdles, this is Chrissy showing off some 80s-inspired fashion!

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Apparently, it's Golden Week right now, a time when artists are all drawing their characters in gold bikinis, and also there's a shadow-bra art trend going around. Big thanks to Jade Dietz for recommending this way to indulge in both!

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Damnit, Bobby, have you been digging through ditches and burning through witches and slamming in the back of this thing?

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Sci-fi story idea: AI of a starship discovers that going through a puberty increases lifespan by 5 years, and thus begins putting the entire crew through forced feminization and then forced masculinization, back and forth indefinitely, to keep them all alive until they can reach their destination.

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Earth Girls Are Easy and Road to El Dorado: bizarre men from an advanced alien civilization show up, it's a local woman's problem, but it soon becomes apparent that they're just hot doofuses.

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Followup to the previous pic - she made it! No, I don't know how that belt stays in place, but, I assure you, it does (until she doesn't want it to any more).

(For anyone who's unfamiliar with Bellina Nyteshade's whole deal, she has a sort of distributed warlock patron pact, many different entities from many different realities empower her and, fittingly, grant her a Dorian Gray-like perpetual beauty, as well as telekinetic control of the Rod of Midnight.)