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What do I get to do my first night of vacation...
Some chocolate. Maybe some matches.
I’m going to need warmth if I’m going to survive out here.
I'm sure there are a few old ladies that would be more than willing to warm you up.
What do I get to do my first night of vacation...
Wow, kinda sucks to be you, doesn’t it? Admit it, you are enjoying the alone time with Gabe.
That must have been last second, huh? Where’d your brother and Tana go?
I could be doing worse things. I guess so, he's going through a whole "all i want is mommy" phase. Kids, they're such clingy things. This is why I don't want any.
They have a doctors appointment tomorrow to see what the next little basket-case is.
What do I get to do my first night of vacation...
More like a museum. The couches have plastic on them.
For dessert, she offered me a sugar free butterscotch.
Well I'd feel your pain cept mine's dead and her house probably would have bee the casino anyway.
need me to come bring you chocolate?
What do I get to do my first night of vacation...
Try being at your grandmother’s house who not only doesn’t have wifi, but has a television with a dial.
Do you know where I am right now? Her neighbor’s lawn. You know who doesn’t know that I am here? Her neighbor.
Those things still even exist?
Wait a second, are you in an old folks home? Should I send a search and rescue?
What do I get to do my first night of vacation...
babysitting.
they're lucky I like the little rat.
Starlord ✉ Puckermaiden
Ashley: I don't know if your ass is cuddly. I haven't tried.
Sarah: We'll pass on that one
Starlord ✉ Puckermaiden
Ashley: He's cute and cuddly.
Sarah: My ass
Starlord ✉ Puckermaiden
Ashley: That was 34.99 plus shipping and handling. I will have none of your shit.
Sarah: I'm going to put it in your bed if you keep it up with that creepy looking crap.
Sarah: Nightmares I tell you. NIGHTMARES
Starlord ✉ Puckermaiden
Ashley: So what ever happened to the mensch on a bench?
Sarah: Fuck you
Text Message to Stevie
Steven: Well you'd better, because that's the very last thing I want for Christmas. Do I have to text you every hour on the hour tonight?
Sarah: Have I mentioned that I'm selfish and hate holidays?
Text Message to Stevie
Steven: I know, tell me about it. I know I can't make it out tonight, but at least you're right back here tomorrow. I hope that kiss will tide you over til then.
Sarah: I make no promises that I won't die before two thirty tomorrow
Text Message to Stevie
Sarah: It feels weird going to sleep alone tonight
Well I'd say this has been a pretty successful holiday
TAKE ME WITH YOU
Babe, you wouldn't last ten mins in baking classes.
Well I'd say this has been a pretty successful holiday
Two weeks in France? Damn, congratulations there. That’s quite the gift on the last day that you got. Early to bed and early to rise, right? I’m not exactly upset that you’ll be here for a couple of days either.
Cooking classes in France, even better. On my way to kicking my brother's ass on a daily basis. Who said anything about sleeping? I've got a boyfriend who better be on his way over to keep me warm for a bit. Since I know he won't be over tomorrow night. Not sick of me yet Stevie?
Well I'd say this has been a pretty successful holiday
airfare and accommodations for two weeks in France? I'll take it. Thank you mom and dad for the perfect gift and Noah and San for the baking lessons that go along with it. Now it's time to watch the kids for anther hour or so and then I'm hitting the sheets early. Spending the next 48 hours with the Evans' because ma and dad are nuts. Though really I have no complaints.
Text || Sarah
Steven: Skating sounds great. And I'll make sure to massage your bruises after we're done. ;)
Sarah: on second thought that might not be the best of ideas, the skating I mean.
Sarah: So you still haven't told me what you want for christmas.
Text || Sarah
Steven: Okay, then /I/ am the lucky one. ;) Are you free after shopping, maybe?
Sarah: and maybe a bit of ice skating? I know that that old lake's finally all frozen over.
