Popandcrackcorn

Nothing more than trying to impress girls, everything else is shits and giggles.

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The wrong man in the right place can scare the shit out of Gordon, or a 20 yr old tripping acid while playing a game who's main weapon is a crowbar and a mechanical dog monster that doesn't do fuckall. Probably the later.

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For all us fucking cocksuckers!

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I believe the rules are to first have good bourbon, then find a wholesome woman/man. Once the first two have been completed, then cap it by disappointing at least one of the two. The novel will then be waiting on you.

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I devote my soul to Kathleen Hanna. It's only worth about 47 cents on the bitcoin market, but maybe she digs a poverty stricken soul and poptart dinners.

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Good boy!!

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This only applies if your 20 year old controller can successfully hit the B button seventy five times until you get the star, or bite their ear and lose be $275 to an ecstatic bookie.

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My only real crime was buying enough household cleaning materials to make the place tidy for a lady, then mixing them together to make a cheap version of Mean Green until I eventually got bored enough to smoke it. Also I lost the kickass handle bar mustache.

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A kinda sorta great man once said, "I never cared for coke, but I love the way it smells".

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I've watched this for times.

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And I think that I'm not only in the parade but carrying a banner.

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Unless your parents are assholes alcoholics, then I advise weed and lots of it.

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Dear god the certified letter.

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Fear at its most absolute. A diamond is only made from coal because it handled the stress and pressure correctly.

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There's going to be an arm wrestling show on AMC?! If Stallone goes against Bull Hurley and takes him then the world will be at peace and we can all live harmoniously. Turn the hat around!!!

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Particularly if that main character is hooking up with underage girls. Find the bigger ones.

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