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eloisexmorrison:
“Well I didn’t want to say anything and risk embarrassing you but now it’s all out in the open I’ll happily admit they were pretty good nudes. You’ve really gotta give me tips or something.”
“Really? I’m glad they were well appreciated. Name a time and place and I’ll be happy to help you out. I can play photographer for you while you just pose, yeah?”
edenferris:
“ why are you apologizing? I’d consider them a gift “ eden said, but then again most people weren’t as blase about nudity as she was.
“Yeah, well not everyone feels the same way, so I just tend to give a blanket apology in case some people didn’t fully appreciate it.”
holybartnder:
“You dirty birdie,” Jason smirked back at her with a small chuckle. “Yeah, why not. I’m never opposed to lending a hand where it’s needed,” he grinned.
“Well, I’m only being sensible. An outsider would be able to get a better perspective. I’m a bit... biased towards myself, so I might be missing some of the best shots.”
holybartnder:
“Aww, how come I wasn’t one of those people. Damn it! I’m always missing out on something. No fair,” he pretended to pout at her.
“Well, if you’re really that disappointed by missing out then how about time I’ll put you at the top of the list. Or, even better, maybe you can take them for me, yeah?” Raven smirked.
“So I apparently I sent some nudes to people on snapchat last night. I apologize to whoever. Unless, of course, you enjoyed them. In which case, you’re welcome.”
holybartnder:
It took Jason several minutes to peel his eyes away from the public display of utter lust unfolding in front of him. Turning to the first person he saw, a scoff came out before he said, “You know, I love my job and everything but damn, where do you sign up to be an escort? Let’s be real, it’s the best job there is here. “
Raven enjoyed watching the shows being put on around the resort and, in her free time, she found herself out and about, enjoying all the resort had to offer instead of staying cloistered up in her office.
“I’m fairly certain, if you asked you could do both. Like, do whatever you currently do, but then also, be an escort in your free time. I’d do it if I had more free time, but I like my job too much to do half and half.”
devon-meyers:
Devon laughed, “Oh come on you can’t be that into work, you got to step away from it sometime, have a separate life, there’s got to be something besides work that helps you out and lucky for you my schedule is flexible until we start getting you to have some fun.” He took a drink of his own beverage and said, “All work and no play is not always good.”
“Maybe not, but all work and no play mean that I have lots of money when I finally decide to take a break.” She responded, humming as she sipped at the drink.
“Besides, I like my work. I happen to think it’s fun to do what I do. That said, I’m always open to new ideas, so you’ll have to show me your definition of fun, then, yeah?”
rayleighofarcadia:
“It sounds like you know far more about superheros than I do.” Rayleigh admitted. After all, she didn’t know that Batman didn’t have super powers. Didn’t he fly…or something? Maybe not… “You don’t look like a Snowy. And besides, that’s not a very hero-y name.” She reasoned, lips pursing.
“It’s gotta be something good. Something that’d strike fear into the hearts of men. But also something that wouldn’t be too scary cause I don’t want little kids to be scared of me.”
“Ooh, but it also has to be just a little bit mysterious.” Raven grinned before taking another shot from her flask.
“What would your superhero name be?”
rayleighofarcadia:
A small scoff at the comment of using a pair of shoes she didn’t wear any more. It wasn’t exactly reassuring to Rayleigh. But with the question, she sort of got the impression the woman was only kidding. And she could play along with that. “I’m the worst at names. I had a white cat named Snowy.” Sure, she’d only been like, six years old at the time, but she hadn’t really improved her naming skills since then.
Raven’s grin was loose, her head warm and fuzzy. “I’m sure we could come up with a good superhero name. But not Snowy. It doesn’t seem like it’d fit.”
Raven trailed off, thinking, “Well, I guess I don’t have a power, so I can’t be a superhero. BUT I can be a vigilante. Y’know, like Batman. Lawyer by day, crime fighter by night.”
devon-meyers:
Devon didn’t really do anything special to prepare for Raven’s arrival, as bad as it sounded, not that he didn’t care, he did, he enjoyed the company of women both in a casual setting as well as sexual. He just ordered her drink and laid back with his sunglasses on. When she arrived he turned his attention to her and smiled in greeting, “No problem, the next time you need to get out of the office or away from work, I’m available.”
Raven looked over the man, grinning as she took her drink off the side table. She let out a light laugh at his words. “Jokes on you then. I always need to get away from work.”
She slid onto the chair laid out next to him. “I hope you have an open schedule. Cause you just volunteered for a lot of overtime.”
Raven didn’t really care about her tan.
She hadn’t had time to tan regularly in years. Hadn’t bothered trying, not since back when she was working as a prosecutor in the DA’s office. Back before Lex. And before she’d started to put work first.
But she was at a resort and she had a free afternoon and there was an attractive man next to a pool who’d invited her to join him.
So today, she decided, today she would care about her tan.
Or something other than the piles of paper in her office.
She grinned as she approached Devon, kicking off her flip flops and sliding onto one of the deck chairs, towel falling to pool on the ground.
“Remind me to thank you later for getting me out of my office.”
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sethwexler:
“Last night was a riot, i saw one of the guests trying to climb up onto the stage with one of the dancers. He ended up falling flat on his face then taken outside by security.” He chuckled, looking back on the night with delight, “It was super crazy and really awesome. God, I love my job.”
“That could’ve been me. Or at least, that sounds like some of the stuff I do when I get a little too tipsy.”
“I mean, at least you know he’s down for a good time, even if it means he might get punched in the face. What’s your job? Are you a part of the security team who had to deal with him?”
fxcks-like-a-king:
Vic was of the mind that he was always supposed to be courteous with his clients, but when the woman brought out a tail plug and a collar, he wasn’t really having it. Though apparently, this wasn’t in the realm of possibility for her.
Soon enough, Vic was left outside of the hotel, looking up at the woman’s window, a few choice words, and the promise that she wouldn’t pay between them. “Not even my shirt, then?!” he called out at her, sucking is teeth as the T-shirt was tossed out at him.
“Don’t you just love how mature these people are?” he asked the first passer-by as he adjusted his jeans.
Raven had two people - previous clients of the resort - who had decided that with the murders happening, they’d been endangered during their stay and wanted money.
One of them was easy to shake, but the other had his teeth in and she’d had to send her investigator to figure out anything that could make him unreliable and get him to back off.
She was busy typing up a text to her investigator when she heard someone yelling. She glanced up just in time to see an article of clothing fall from a window. The man who caught it seemed... frustrated.
She couldn’t help her small smile. “What in the hell did you do to piss them off?”
kyanjfc:
“I never thought that I would be on an Island with so many gorgeous people. Plus, all the amenities are certainly an added bonus.”
“At least you fit in with everyone. You’re just as much of a looker as half the people I’ve met here.” Raven’s mouth curled up into a grin.
“And just to let you in on a secret. Everything here is better after dark.”
svskics:
— ❛ ┆ ‘ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴇᴇɴ sɴᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ? sᴏᴍᴇ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ sʟᴏᴘᴘʏ. or maybe that show kind of is biased. i don’t know, maybe a girl can just dream? ’ maybe everything would go back to normal now. maybe this was just a two time then done sort of deal and there was some missing connection between both victims; everything would regulate and become normal once more.
‘ well, remind me that if i want to kill someone and dispose of the body, you’re the girl to call. stiletto heel as a weapon and all. ’
“I haven’t seen snapped actually.” She got enough of it in her day to day to handle. “But yes yes, you can dream. I will be prepared to stab someone with my heel.”
Raven took another sip from her flask. “Real talk, I’ve wanted to stab someone with a stiletto heel for years. Ever since there was this one lady we picked up who stabbed someone with one. It looked so cool on the security camera footage.”
They’d won that case as self-defense charge.
“Think of me as your very own Kim Possible. Call me whenever you’re in a sitch.”
rayleighofarcadia:
“It is absolutely not a challenge.” The last thing she needed was the young woman to think that, and get herself into some kind of trouble just to prove the point. Hands raise in defense, shaking her head. “I believe you, honestly. No need to be the hero of the island or anything — or, you know, ruin a perfectly good pair of shoes.”
“It’s okay.” Raven assured her, “I wouldn’t ruin them. I’d only use ones I don’t wear anymore.” Or she had a pair of black leather stilettos. She was sure she could get the blood out of those if she needed to.
She looked at the other woman with wide eyes, grinning. “I could be a super hero. What should my super hero name be?” She was being completely sarcastic, but what attorney didn’t occasionally imagine being a vigilante to help the clients that they couldn’t help legally.
daisyofarcadia:
“Then I think that’s going to be a perfect plan. I can’t think of anything that would get anyone anywhere faster than an image like that.” Daisy could just imagine how the man would go mad. He’d be on this island in an instant, absolutely.
Daisy was a saleswoman, through and through, but it was only because she believed in what she was selling. If she could make everyone’s sex life better… she would. “Okay… so. Come with me.”
She led the woman to a back section of the store, snagging another box and holding it out. “Clitoral stimulator. Here…” An example on the shelf, Daisy snagged it and held it towards the woman. “Let me see your finger.” She slipped the small circular area to the other brunette’s forefinger and turned it on, letting her feel the pulses. “Guaranteed every time, especially if you aren’t into cumming off of penetration.”
Raven followed the woman into the back of the store, eyes still venturing from one toy to the next, taking in everything the place had to offer.
She looked over the device that the cashier attached to her finger, smirking to herself as the other woman mentioned how reliable it was. “Actually, funny story, I already have one. I think it’s one of the best things ever and every woman whose interested in learning more about themselves should have one.”
She trailed off. “But with this to finish it all off, I have to say, I trust any other recommendations you feel like handing out. Care to gimme some more advice on stuff here that I could use to torture my husband. Whatever you offer has to be able to be photographed fairly easy.”