I am the moon daughter

Complexity and indifference may seem to be key, but take a walk with compassion and simplicity to pick the lock.

[neckkiss]

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[reddeninq]

[grungeaffliction]

send in some anons

[overthink]

Kurraudea

[tangledasterisms]

[nitrogen]

By Marisa Renee

[just-shower-thoughts]

Seeing someone reading a book you love is seeing a book recommending a person

[martinihomestead]

Basic Homesteading Skills

Crafts

quilting

embroidery

cross-stitch

knitting

crochet

sewing

Cooking and Baking

homemade bread

homemade butter

homemade extracts

dandelion jelly

Canning

26 canning recipes

canning jars 101

60 canning recipes

Gardening

edible trees to plant

what to plant to save the bees

cure and braid garlic

save seeds for next year

braid onions for long term storage

build a greenhouse

Animals

homemade chicken feed

raising mealworms for chickens

why to raise nigerian dwarf goats

Outdoors

starting a fire with sticks

trail signs

knotting

find true north without a compass

Medicine

homemade neosporin

all purpose healing salve

[motelartbabe]

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.) Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks. Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris. Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together. Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.) Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you. Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place. Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects. Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers. Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do. Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love”  (via dorkvader)

I will always reblog this

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Number 9 is my goal for life.

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[motelartbabe]

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.) Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks. Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris. Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together. Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.) Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you. Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place. Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects. Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers. Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do. Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love”  (via dorkvader)

I will always reblog this

(via moan-my-name-louder)

Number 9 is my goal for life.

(via biggestbritniall)

[whyarethe-robots-so-sad]

[lyrics-and-music]

Mourning // Casey

[give-me-love325]

2015-2018*

[stylishjunkdrawer]

has this been done yet

[zykova]

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege reblogging with you tonight.

[1980vibes]

[fisprettyinpunkyo]

BPD through my eyes

constantly questioning if my friends hate me

ignoring my friends and family because I don’t deserve any

staying silent around people in fear I’ll say the wrong thing or no one will care

not being able to keep a job more than 6 months because they become boring

feeling like I’m not myself and I know nothing about myself

changing what I want to do with my life before I even start anything

abandoning anyone that gets too close

scared that everyone will abandon me and they hated me all along

using drugs because fuck it

thinking that I hate the people I care about when I’m angry

hurting myself and carving negative words into my arms

losing my appetite for days and wanting to be thinner when I know I’m thin

obsessing over people and thinking of them every damned day

ruining all my friendships by pretending to not exist

hiding in my house until I feel as if the walls are closing in and driving my self crazy

not showing up for interviews

sleeping in my car and disappearing from anyone I know for awhile

being scared to be alone but canceling on all my plans

blocking and unblocking people

thinking you’re the biggest piece of shit in the world and loving you unconditionally a few moments later

scared that everytime you leave you might die while you’re gone

trying to get close with my siblings but only sometimes

having sex and then discarding people afterwards (not anymore I’m trying to make my relationship work this time)

starting to talk to people and thinking I may actually like them and then leaving without explanation

cheating on past partners or getting involved with people in relationships

constantly questioning my sexuality and changing it

making decisions before I think about any of it

thinking about marriage but then being scared off because of my commitment issues

working my ass off for what I thought I wanted but still feeling empty

doing things I don’t even like because I want to be a certain way or feel good about myself

denying I’m depressed when people ask but wanting to talk to someone about it

thinking about getting professional help but not being able to go through with it

looking in the mirror and thinking I look cute but only moments later I’ll never look good enough

never living up to my own standards because I have to be perfect even though I’m nothing

constantly questioning my past decisons and if I’d be happier If I changed everything

feeling completely content for a couple hours or days and then hating my whole life and wanting to die

denying that anything is wrong with me and then accepting my mental illness sometimes

striving to do better just to completely self destruct when I make something for myself

calling the people I love horrible names in my head when I’m mad because it would be too cruel to say

telling myself I hate hate hate someone when most the time I love them

having people say I’m manipulative when I never had the intention

being clingy then distant then clingy

making plans and apologizing for not being around as much just to not show up without warning

I hate the things I do, I wish I would be consistent with people because I end up hurting them. I make impulsive decisions without even briefly thinking about the outcomes because I just want happiness. Nothing ever makes me necessarily happy or upset it’s back and forth and I’m not even sure if I’ve ever been truly happy before. Or what I like to do. I don’t feel like I’m a real person just a empty shell sometimes. Just floating around completely lost in my own life.

[reluctant-catboy]

Me-*does something impulsive*

The thing-*has consequences*

Me-

[toeverybrokenheart]

“I thought we’d have more time”