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Hi. I'm Tyler Jøseph. ^/\{•;;•}/\^ aim: blurryfaced

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I am staying home tonight and binge watching tv tbh

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I love using auto colour sometimes.

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WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO SLOW

COME

BACK

RIGHT

NOW

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I ain't no holla back girl

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I exist and that's weird

[starrysurrealism]

a little step towards the line left inside I’m not right edging against this side somethings wrong, not quite

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alien: i'm here to abduct you

me: about fucking time

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when it’s thursday but you wish it were friday and it feels a bit like a sunday 😪

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I was trying to take a neat pic when this random goob decided to out cute me wth 😞

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I never need to selfie because Josh will do it for me

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I was like ok but what if it sparkled

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I’ve had an Extraordinary amount of coffee today I am BUZZING

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The Official Intro of the One and Only Tom DeLonge (that he is making me do because he is lazy)

He is the astronomy teacher here at Trinity. On a good day you can find Tom DeLoser teaching in class, or possibly out in his backyard stargazing. Tom DeLorean is a cool guy. I know, because I live with him. But don’t just take my word for it! Take a look at these testimonies:

“He never forgets to put food down and when Patrick isn’t looking, he gives me extra treats.” - My dog Penny

“When we brought him into our spaceship and tried to feed him, he wouldn’t stop asking if it was vegan.” - An alien

“The best thing about living with Tom is that he can’t steal my clothes. There’s like a 3 foot difference in height.” - Me, probably

For only 12 easy payments of $2,999, you can own your very own Tom DeLonge DeLuxe. Order now, while supplies last!

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How does a teacher make an intro to students that has the right amount of jokes, seriousness, and only a little bit of flirting? Do I make a joke about memes? Or do I just go straight into it? I’m Pete. Mr. Wentz. Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III. I’m sure you’ve seen me around school - I am the hottest teacher around. Little did you know that I love pizza more than not grading papers because I’m a giant slacker just like all of you. I’d rather be teaching at Hogwarts. I really like dogs too but that’s a given with everyone. I make obscure movie references a lot. You can ask me questions on aim - @mr.scndman - if you wish.

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alright okay hey i’m lynn and i really like cats. i’m a senior at trinity but i still act like i’m five years old. the majority of the time i have no idea what’s going on and i’m always sleepy. this is hella short but hey if you wanna learn more hmu 

settle.down

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Have you guys seen my face lately? I feel like it’s important that you do. Also, I will pay anybody the $15 in my wallet + like, an ice cream cone, to come do my hair. It’s struggling.

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this looks like an oil painting i’m just that much of an Art Babe™