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the signs as 22 jump street quotes
Aries: This is so boring. No one's getting shot. [one of her bodyguards gets shot] Oh my God! Did you just get shot? Like, right after I fucking said that?
Taurus: I wanna sit in bed and watch Friends all day.
Gemini: Right in the crack.
Cancer: Oh shit! No! That is not happening right now!
Leo: Fuck. I'm not gonna take a dump the entire time we're here.
Virgo: Fuck you, brain. How did we find the dealer so easily the first time?
Libra: He's black! He's been through a lot!
Scorpio: We're like Rihanna and Chris Brown. Your a good dancer but sometimes you're meaner than I'd like you to be.
Sagittarius: Yes, I am! You own this ass!
Capricorn: And if you know the person, you might be able to call them 'queer' if they have a great sense of humor.But I don't.
Aquarius: That's Vietnamese Jesus now. See this is a Vietnamese church, you racist sacrilegious sack of shit!
Pisces: I'm your best ni... I'm your worst nightmare!
The Signs At The Movies
Aries: OH SHIT HE JUST KILLED THAT GUY
Gemini: *gets antsy halfway through the movie and turns to Taurus* have I ever told you the time I drank pickle juice?
Taurus: bruh *takes huge gulp of soda*
Leo: dayuuum I’d take that sausage *about the hot actor on screen*
Cancer: you’re so weird, Leo. *whispers under breath about the actor* fuck me hard, baby.
Virgo: *sits in the back row in the corner, trying to ignore everyone and enjoy the film*
Libra: please be qui- DID HE JUST KILL THE DOG?!? That’s it I’m leaving.
Scorpio: *keeps trying to hit on Pisces*
Pisces: talk to me and I swear imma smack a bitch, Scorpio.
Aquarius: so remember when that one guy came in to the movie theater and shot everyone? Do you think that’ll happen here? Are there cameras in here?
Sagittarius: *is quietly reenacting the whole movie as the main character*
Capricorn: *obnoxiously shushes everyone* -Bleu
the signs as 21 jump street quotes
Aries: Fuck you, Science!
Taurus: You have the right to...Suck my dick, motherfucker!
Gemini: We ain't finguh-POPpin' each others ace-holes. We're getting shit done.
Cancer: Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!
Leo: Sir, if I have to suck someone's dick... I will but I prefer not to.
Virgo: That's my quesadilla!
Libra: Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to...
Scorpio: What are you doing, trying to find my g spot? Just stick it in. GO!
Sagittarius: What? No, I... oh, come on. I punched him and... he turned out to be gay afterwards.
Capricorn: Alright, let's try that again and pretend you guys aren't weird.
Aquarius: He's white, that means people actually give a shit.
Pisces: You know what they do to a handsome guy like me in prison. It Rhymes with GRAPE. It Rhymes with grape.
the signs as three feelings
aries: the minute you finish something you've been working on for ages with confidence that it is perfect. when the person you couldn't admit you wanted to call finally calls. running after someone, exhilerated.
taurus: falling asleep early. the lull of a city at night. the sun hitting your shoulders after being in a freezing building.
gemini: booking plane tickets. buying something you've wanted without looking at the price tag. driving all night with someone, talking so much that your throat is sore.
cancer: breakfast at 2am. standing in the ocean on a chilly day. throwing a punch that you've imagined for years.
leo: the second your favorite band steps onto the stage. all of your friends laughing at once, none of you able to contain yourselves for several minutes. getting complimented on your biggest insecurity.
virgo: the line in that book that makes you understand life better. eye contact with a newborn baby. holding your best friend while you both sob.
libra: taking in a view that you will never be able to remember. falling asleep next to someone, breathing on each other's faces. a cry that consumes your entire body, draining you from all of the bad things that happened.
scorpio: driving down a highway in summer, windows down. a lover pressing a kiss to the back of your neck. a cup of tea at the end of a busy day.
sagittarius: staring at the sky and forgetting where you are. the stomach-lurch after you grab someone's hand for the first time. knowing that you're kissing someone for the last time.
capricorn: reminiscing with your family. chasing your best friend through a department store. standing at the top of a mountain with no noise but your own breathing.
aquarius: the first time you hear the song that feels like where you belong. waving goodbye to the house you grew up in. dying your hair in the sink--a split decision you made with your best friend.
pisces: someone telling you "it's going to be okay", and actually believing them. meeting someone with the exact same sense of humour as you. the breathless smile on their face after you've surprised someone with a gift.
When someone mentions bae
signs in sports anime
aries: wants to fight everyone. is usually the guy that the rest of the team needs to hold back bc they have no chill
taurus: senpai material who everyone secretly has a crush on (very beautiful)
gemini: comedic relief who gets hit in the face by the ball too many times
cancer: actual angel who probably finds cats they see on the street and smuggle them into class
leo: thoroughly convinced that they're the best, and probably very interested in the homosexual agenda
virgo: the bitchy one who always has something bitchy to say. probably doesn't care about u
libra: the mom friend that desperately tries to keep everything chill
scorpio: quiet at first but then you discover that they won't hesitate to kill a man if needed
sagittarius: very excited ball of sunshine and often hurts themself by accident in the process
capricorn: the serious one who everyone thinks is cool but is actually the biggest nerd in existence. probably lives off memes.
aquarius: the bro friend. the homie. successfully mastered the art of swag. will beat ur ass if u talk shit about them
pisces: the one that tries to act tough and has piercings and acts like a punk but is actually the biggest crybaby ever
"Hetalia Season 6 coming out in 2015"
Hetalia Fandom:
me: hoe don't do it
snk fandom: *starts drama*
me: oh my god
Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
why the FUCK is this accurate
taylorswift we need a recipe for these please! 🍪🍪🍪
MMMKAY— there are two ways you can go about this. The quick and easy way is to make sugar cookies from a sugar cookie mix and just cut open a packet of chai tea and pour it into the batter as you make it. Cause you’re busy and you want making cookies to be a chill part of your day. Pow. Done.
OR
If you want to make the cookies from scratch (that’s what I did for the 1989 Secret Sessions), you can use this recipe I found on a baking blog I like, joythebaker.com and I believe it was originally from a book called The Pastry Queen. If you want another great baking blog, I get a lot of great ideas from smittenkitchen.com too. This is a recipe for basic insanely good sugar cookies. I added the chai element to the recipe because I thought it would infuse cozy holiday vibez into the cookie and it really did. So I’ll star the part that I added in the recipe.
http://joythebaker.com/2009/06/giant-vanilla-sugar-cookies/
***after you add the egg and vanilla, cut one chai tea packet open and empty the crushed up tea leaves into the batter CAUSE CHAI COOKIES ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN UP IN HERE***
I made an icing for the cookies, but they’re fine on their own. If you want to make icing for them, just mix 1 cup powdered sugar with 1/4 T-spoon of nutmeg, 1/4 T-spoon of cinnamon and 3 TAYblespoons <—-(I’m so annoying, it astounds me sometimes) of milk or eggnog if you can find it this time of year. The more milk/eggnog you add, the more your icing will become a glaze. But glazes are legit too so basically just LIVE YOUR LIFE.
I lightly sprinkled cinnamon over the icing once the cookies were baked and iced, but there are so many icing options you can pair with these cookies—I mean it’s out of control. If you’re really feeling like living on the edge, you can go ahead and add a few drops of food coloring to the icing to make it festive. No one is going to stop you.
Why?
Cause the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake.
Bye.
did taylor swift really just show up out of the blue on tumblr only to drop some betty crocker shit on us what the fuck
I’m reblogging this solely bc Taylor Fucking Swift just wrote a whole thing about cookies and ended it with a reference to her song.
I have so much respect for her right now.
#literally just a pack of homosexuals staring you down
England: okay, so I made food.
France: Let us sit together and pray.
America: It's been nice knowing y'all.
Canada: You have been such a great family.
England: This is why I hate all of you.