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[handsomedogs]

more chin scratches plz! - ig: smol_cc

[arday]

for your viewing pleasure: waka flocka baking vegan blueberry muffins with raury

[yasminirl]

this is cuteee

[takethelimit]

These are the best blueberry muffins I've ever made btw

[rejectedtheory]

[yama-bato]

Return Trips

Bea Nettles

[yama-bato]

Return Trips

Bea Nettles

[handsomedogs]

Handsomedogs’ Photography Contest IX

The finals are here! These are the top 10 you voted for, and now we have to vote for the ultimate winner of the whole contest!!

Which image should win handsomedogs’ photography contest? CLICK TO VOTE | REBLOGS AND MESSAGES DO NOT COUNT!

Obie the Silken Windhound 

Mika the Australian Shepherd 

Maya the Newfoundland 

Punky the Norwegian Elkhound 

Tuna & Salmon the Akita x Shepherds 

Naru the Belgian Malinois 

Jude the Boxer 

Jack the Sheltie 

Fritter the Husky/Golden Mix 

Aska the Miniature Schnauzer 

[tahthetrickster]

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

[tahthetrickster]

too bad, im showing you anyway

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

[petapeta]

[howab0utn0]

“nobody fucking helps me in this house”

[bakaunagi]

one of my third graders has a special talent for making 2-frame comics that really speak to me

[1-800-garbage]

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[kittychirp]

Omg

[wildbuffet]

the shopping cart lolllll

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Lmaooo the shade omg

[cfreakpo-blog]

Lmao

[notmakoto]

bro, bro ur hand looks heavy. let me hold it for u.

[mypetufo]

if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”

[robalyn]

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

[kittiesinqueerland]

new york to haiti

[glowcloud-archive-deactivated20]

greenland is right out

[venusian--eye-deactivated201606]

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

[queerqueerspawn]

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

[enthralled-by-victor-blog-b-blo]

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places? There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

[queerqueerspawn]

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

[shitshilarious]

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

[thatsthat24]

But again, Greenland is right out

[louisarevalophoto]

Rope! Chip Self gets ready to rap from the summit of Wolfshead, Wind River Range, Wyoming. This image is from a few summers back when I was able to sneak away from a backpacking assignment for a little personal climbing in the Cirque. If you haven’t explored the Winds I highly recommend it. #climbing #mountains #windriverrange #wyoming #adventure #outdoorlife #explore (at Cirque Of The Towers, Wind River Range)

[handsomedogs]

This is my sweet boy Ivan. We know he’s part Catahoula Leopard, and our other guess is greyhound, because he was really really fast. We adopted him from the local shelter in 2012. He passed away Monday from lymphosarcoma, a very aggressive form of cancer incurable in dogs. His heart was so full of love a 3 years old, it was enough to last a lifetime. He was very intelligent, loving, and obnoxious. But he was perfect. And quite handsome, if I say so myself!! ❤

[goblinlord-deactivated20160826]

i found this lizard in my kitchen licking a marshmallow

[house-under-a-rock]

Adam Ondra on Mora Mora (12 pitches 8c, 5.14b), Tsaranoro Valley, Madagascar

photo: Pietro dal Pra