[shines-with-you]

Noel Gallagher Cannes, 1996

[dem-scissors]

swingin' udders 🐮

Inspiral Carpets - Reading Fest 1990 (full show, audience cam)

[wulfhalls]

we're practically the same person

[ukn0vv]

Red Rock Amphitheatre, USA, 20/09/2005

[ukn0vv]

"I waited for a thousand years for you to come and take me from behind"

Bennicassim, Spain, 07/08/2005

[theimportanceofbeingidle]

I’m indifferent to him, he’s obsessed with me.

look who’s obsessed now

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

half man + oasis (part 2) or everybody got a turn to be Liam last night

(part 1)

[ukn0vv]

Noel Gallagher interview on "It's Slade", 1999

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

half man + oasis (part 1)

[theimportanceofbeingidle]

The 2002 Car Crash

Noel Gallagher recently survived a high-speed, head-on collision in the passenger seat of a taxi in Indianapolis.

Noel: The thing is, I'm a great believer in karma. I'm always preaching that everything happens for a reason, man. What you give is what you get. Then me and my girlfriend split up, and four days later I'm in a car crash, and I'm thinking, 'But I'm a really good person. Why is this happening to me?'

— 28/09/2002 Independent

You were saying that you didn’t even get flowers from your record company.

Noel: Not one grape. Not even a banana.

Liam apparently gave you some flowers last week.

Noel: Again, no grapes. 🍇

— 17/08/2002 Toronto Muchmusic

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Noel said: “Well, you might have heard I had a little accident. You know many how many get-well cards I got? Fuckin’ one, I got… one.” He then joked that “if this was 1995 and I was selling lots of records, then I’d be gettin’ loads of good wishes. My record company didn’t even send flowers.” And right on cue, as ‘Some Might Say’ struck-up, Liam walked onstage with a bunch of flowers and presented them with a kiss. “They smell like piss,” joked Noel. “This must be where he’s keepin’ the drugs.”

— 12/08/2002 NME

[theimportanceofbeingidle]

The Nipple Pinching and Ear Kissing Day

— 11/05/2014 Premier League - Manchester City v West Ham United, Etihad Stadium

When did he last see Liam?

“At the Etihad Stadium when City won the league about three years ago. Whenever I see him, he’s actually very polite, and you can see in his eyes that he’s just about to piss his trousers. But then he comes up with these scenarios of when we meet, that only ever take place in his own head.” He puts on his Liam voice again: “Ah fuckin’ went over and flicked him in the ear and said: ‘Eh, fuckin’ ’ell, keep it dangerous, you cunt.’”

— 05/08/2019 Guardian

Liam, when was the last time you and Noel were in the same room?

“I think it was a football match in 2013 or ‘14. A (Manchester) City match and he was in one box and I was in another box. And I was in one floor and he was in the floor below me. And I went into see him and I pinched his nipple and kissed him on the ear. I don’t think we spoke. I think he pulled one of his faces like he’s sucking a fucking lemon.”

— 26/10/2016 Toronto Sun

[chewinggumnnails]

Q (2014):

Tom Meighan: I think he's like a Mark Bolan for our time — he comes across as a bit "out there" but really he's totally switched on and can judge a person in half a minute.

The Dave Fanning Show (2008):

Noel: He's super bright. Not in an academic sense — he's street smart. Very, very street smart. You don't get where you are today without having something between your ears.

Radio X (2019):

Liam: When I'm here, I can detect the bullshit. When I'm not here everyone can run a-fucking-muck and feed everyone a pack of lies.

Reuters (2007):

So you see yourself as the most protective member of the band, in terms of preserving its legacy? Liam: I can be. I know when the wool’s being pulled over our eyes. People think I'm away with the fuckin’ fairies half the time, but I’m not at all. I know when someone’s fuckin’ having a pop. That's a cool cover to have: people think you're crazy, but the reality is you're fully aware— Liam: —I tell you what. When someone fuckin’ rubs your ego all the fuckin’ time, that’s the worst fuckin’ sleepy world to be in.

Q (2002):

Noel: Do I really wanna be in the studio when I'm not sure about a song and see a load of people who are paid to agree? […] Again, I never weighed that up — but looking at it now, I wouldn't want that. I respect Liam's opinion more than anybody else's on the planet.

The Guardian (1999):

"I'm tired of analysing me and Liam," says Noel. "I'm in a band with him, and I'm always going to be in a band with him. Whether it's good or bad, could be better, could be worse, is irrelevant. I'd freak out if he wasn't there. He's the bullshit detector in anything I do."

Supersonic: the Complete, Authorised and Uncut Interviews:

Peggie: I was glad they were together in a band. I would not have wanted Liam in a band without Noel and I wouldn’t have wanted Noel in a band without Liam.

[brother-father]

supersonic (2016) | sentimental value (2025)

[oddvaults]

OASIS LIVE '25

[evilskinnynoel]

Liam with Beady Eye (2011) singing their newly released song Millionaire and inserting the word brother into the lyrics.

(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)

The lyrics as written by Andy Bell:

[yeengg]

[evilskinnynoel]

Noel on his brother calling him (x)(x)(x)

Bonus (Pretty Boy by Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds):