takoyama

she/her i think i might sound condescending or sarcastic sometimes when im being genuine one day i will make a post about this but if i add :3 or lmao or yay or yippee at the end of something thats basically my /gen okay yay bye

[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design. so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?

[pangur-and-grim]

bit of an extreme terminus on that leg fur

[pangur-and-grim]

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm not going to edit this photo. you can have it raw

[pangur-and-grim]

nesting

[pangur-and-grim]

you people are far too cruel

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

[infectiouspiss]

happy birthday to Egg Bacon and to the post that fucking destroyed my notifications and shot to over 100k notes in record time, i still don't know who Egg Bacon is

[infectiouspiss]

two years later and i still don't know who Egg Bacon is, happy birthday i guess

[mellifexfarm]

not getting any less ugly

[pangur-and-grim]

always doing something annoying

[pangur-and-grim]

can I be honest? I was so pissed off by friends and family criticizing my soap choice that, for half a year, I did an experiment where I washed one hand with Palmolive and one with handsoap, to prove that it didn't make your skin any rougher. and do you know what the result is? it does make your skin rougher. and now I'm even more pissed off.

[mellifexfarm]

hi ibis

[crazysodomite]

ough

my cute mole cricket basya

look how she tries to dig in the hand... so cute

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Big fan of whatever this genre of conversation is

[wizardrights]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Big fan of whatever this genre of conversation is

[wizardrights]

[pangur-and-grim]

accidentally sent a friend 1kg of starch for her birthday

[pangur-and-grim]

[mellifexfarm]

bring your ugly to work day

[contextfreepatentart]

[pangur-and-grim]

he’s so stick oriented

[pangur-and-grim]

he’s so predatory