Tales from the Cottage

I live in the Thug Cottage with two of the best, funniest, most ridiculous girls in the world. These are the stories that come from that experience.

[talesfromthecottage]

I don't understand when people are sexting and the guy sends a picture of his junk. That's not hot. Send me a picture of a cupcake.

The Roommate, Thug Cottage

[talesfromthecottage]

They should name the royal baby either Prince S. or Tequila Skyler.

The Roommate, Thug Cottage

[leaveeitalltomee]

My roommate just shared this story…

"I didn’t go on a second date with a guy once because his last name was Buttlily and I realized about halfway through the date that if I married him and hyphened my last name it would be Gross-Buttlily. That would not get me any friends ever."

[talesfromthecottage]

Welcome to my life.