(partial credit to @flametendingbartender)
“It’s called a Pumpkin Spice Latte. Come on, try it!”
“I love how the leafs look this time of year, so many colors…”
“Will you go to the Pumpkin Festival with me?”
“Apparently they can make ice cream out of pumpkins now. Wanna taste? It’s homemade.”
“Holy—! That scarecrow just freaked me out, look at it! I think it moved!”
“I’m torn between a costume that says “I’m a badass” or “I got dat ass.” What do you think?”
“Hey buddy, lovin’ the costume!”
“Ok, so I know I said no judging when it came to pumpkin carving, but what the hell is that?”
“I bought you a new scarf/jacket/sweater, since I know how much you miss your old one. Hopefully you like it, I made sure to get it extra comfy.”
“Wanna go on a Hayride together?”
“What? You’ve never had s’mores!?”
“What do you mean using cookies instead of Graham Crackers is ‘too much’?”
“Oh, hi! Just picking up some ingredients for pie…wanna join me? I still need a taste tester.”
“I just wanted to make a bonfire. Why is this so hard?”
“You, me, the park, a good book and a fuzzy blanket? Whatcha say?”
“Hold still! I can’t make your costume if you keep squirming around like that!”
“Look! Little cookies that look that fingers, and jello that looks like brains! Man, I love this time of year.”
“Here, I made you some hot cocoa. With, might I add, mini marshmallows.”
“Come on, how scary can a haunted house be?”
“Today’s a good day for open windows and some warm soup.”
“For my family, it’s tradition. We take a walk in the park, collect the very best, largest, most brilliantly colored maple leaves, make a wish, and save them in your favorite book. It’s supposed to bring you good luck during the winter. Silly, I know.”
“You look a little chilly…here, have my sweater/jacket.”
“Rumor has it if you go to that house on Halloween Eve, you’ll see a real ghost. I mean, it’s probably not true, but…wanna try it?”
“You know, this is nice, relaxing out here with you. All the leafs changing and falling around us…I like it.”
“I found a pile of leafs in the bed. Explain. "
"This isn’t fall spirit, this is autumn obsession at this point.”
“Ok, I know you love Halloween and everything, but seriously, the tapping outside my window last night was creepy as hell.”
“…You mean you’ve never watched the movie Hocus Pocus? Ever? Ok, sit down, we’re doing this.”
“So I heard Autumn’s your favorite season. Any chance you think I’ll get you to Fall for me before Christmas?”
