THE TRUE LIVES OF THE FABULOUS KILLJOYS:

INCORRECT QUOTES

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hi I'm @kerosene-saint other wise known as Retro Radio in the Zones, I'm here to give you stuff that's comic strip even if everything seems gravity.

(comic strip - something funny

gravity - something that brings you down)

if I use any killjoy slang I'll try to add the definition in the tags to let y'all know what I'm talking about but if that's unaccessable for some people I will put it after the quote(s) in parentheses.

this blog is not currently running on queue cause I have to figure out how it works first, so new posts will be at random times sorry

requests and submissions are open!

thanks so much for reading! - R.R.

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Sandman, panicked: Kobra, Ghoul needs your help, it's an emergency!

Kobra Kid: ...Is he stuck in the sink again?

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Fun Ghoul: HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON

Party Poison: E-

Ghoul: HOLD ON. HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO.

Party: I'm gonna stab him.

Ghoul: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG???? AM I WRONG???

Party: It's my favorite mo-

Ghoul: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DAWG.

Party: I'm not not fighting with you

Ghoul: GROW UP, BRO

Party: I'm not fighting with you

Ghoul: GROW UP.

Party: Get educated

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Jet Star, winning the game: Haha, yes dude!

Party Poison, loosing the game: *sigh* I'm gonna pee on you.

Jet: *wheezing*

Party: We'll just see how happy you are when I pee.

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Cherri Cola, whispering into the microphone: Thanks for joining us today

Show Pony, dropping something: FUCK

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Vaya: We've never asked you for anything!

Vamos: When did we ever ask you for anything!?

Val: Yesterday. You two said, "Val please take us to see Mad Gear and Missile Kid! their music is a hard rock smash!"

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Bruh I just stalked ur whole blog, you're so funny please keep posting

I appreciate the compliment thank you! :]

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love this blog omg the first one i’ve found with mike and sandman incorrect quotes

awe thanks! and yeah, I really like all for the killjoys including a lot of the sort of fan made ones like the sweethearts, i just think there should be more love for all of the killjoys not just the danger days ones :]

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Party Poison: I am an expert at picking locks, I got this

Fun Ghoul: way ahead of ya Party! *throws a large rock through the window*

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Fun Ghoul: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Kobra Kid: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Ghoul: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Kobra: I’ve never heard you say anything funny before.

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Show Pony, skating into the 109 radio shack: yo Doc I found this real shiney CD, wanna hear it?

Dr D: sure, kiddo, pop it inta' the player

Show Pony, grinning like an idiot: *pops the CD into the CD player*

*Never Gonna Give You Up starts playing*

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Show Pony, skating by city protestors: Abortion kills? Uh yeah I sure hope it does!

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Kobra Kid: Here's the deal. What I win, I keep. What you win, I keep. Got it?

Fun Ghoul: ...Sounds good Mr. the Kid!

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I love this blog so much, these posts never fail to make me laugh :D

awe thanks! I know I don't post a whole bunch I like posting good quotes that I find funny instead of pushing out random content :]

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Kobra Kid: don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve

Jet Star: don't you mean cards?

Kobra, pulling a knife out of his jacket sleeve: no, why would I kill someone with cards

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Vinyl: and his body showed signs that he was killed by belladonna.

Vaya + Vamos: The porn star??!

Vinyl: ...The poison.

vaya + vamos: oh.

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Jamie: you guys haven't heard about my knife stick yet, it's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon-

Mike, cleaning his ray-gun: that's a spear

Jamie: I HATE YOU.