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@talkingstonestatue
I'm a talking stone statue.
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u smell bad. go shower. stinky ass
I... I do not smell bad. Do I?
Why does everyone hate me this week.
You smell fine. You definitely come off as one of the more hygienic members of the Kingdom of Science.
Do we even take showers?
...HAVE YOU NOT BEEN SHOWERING.
eeeeeeewwwwww hana you disgusting
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u smell bad. go shower. stinky ass
I... I do not smell bad. Do I?
Why does everyone hate me this week.
You smell fine. You definitely come off as one of the more hygienic members of the Kingdom of Science.
Do we even take showers?
...HAVE YOU NOT BEEN SHOWERING.
eeeeeeewwwwww hana you disgusting
whats ur name? who r u?
I'm Ben dover. Nice to meet you
Helllllooooo???
Did you used to be human or have you always been a statue?
Also If you were a human do you want to be one again, or are you happy being a statue?
I'm of course a human!!! ABSOLUTELY I WOULD BECOME A HUMAN !!!! I WANNA EAT THOSE SWEET TREATS FRANCOIS HAS!!!!
It so unfair that you just get to stand there while everyone else does all the work. Tut tut.
It gets kinda boring here...hey maybe we could switch jobs...they will surely not notice a thing heh../j
What do you think of this (beautiful) individual
Very silly. Maybe he could help me escape senku's lab...
CAN SOMEONE HELP ME ESCAPE THE LABORATORY????????? I'M SO TIRED JUST STANDING AROUND THE LABB😭😭 HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
My son.
HE LOOKS SO SCARY WHAT THE HELL
Francois made some yummy sweets... I really wanna try it. But I have to stay in senku's lab. AND I can't eat anything! Why can't he just revive me?!????!
@stone2stars
HOW DO YOU TYPE?
My fingers...duh?
I saw everything that happened. I have been watching you all. I'm watching you in the shadows, kingdom of science.
Guys be ten billion percent honest, is my forehead ridiculously large? 💔
Oh dear.
As a mentalist, aren’t you supposed to be good at lying? At least pretend to hesitate.
Senku, there's a good reason some of us wear hats... I can get one for you if you'd like...
You have a big ass forehead to be honest...XDD
who the FUCK are you
HELLO?
HOW THE FUCK CAN A PILE OF PEBBLES TALK??
magic...you need to believe in magic senku...
Tch. I don’t believe in fairytale shit like “magic.” Science is the root to all problems needing answer.
Now, c’mere so I can run a few diagnostics on you.
OH SHITTINGS RUN RUN RUN RUN
WAIT WRIONG ACCIDENT OOPSIES💔
Hahaha now I need an uk— .... wait... w-what do you mean there's not ukyo..? *I say with shaky hands* no—no no no no this can't be happening... I'm cringing so hard rn how the fuck do you write angst fics
shut the fuck up or I'll shove a vibrator up your ass
HOW DO I ALREADY HAVE A FOLLOWER ON MY SATIRE ACCOUNT????? EXCJSE ME???
Guys be ten billion percent honest, is my forehead ridiculously large? 💔
Oh dear.
As a mentalist, aren’t you supposed to be good at lying? At least pretend to hesitate.
Senku, there's a good reason some of us wear hats... I can get one for you if you'd like...
You have a big ass forehead to be honest...XDD
who the FUCK are you
HELLO?
HOW THE FUCK CAN A PILE OF PEBBLES TALK??
magic...you need to believe in magic senku...
Guys be ten billion percent honest, is my forehead ridiculously large? 💔
Oh dear.
As a mentalist, aren’t you supposed to be good at lying? At least pretend to hesitate.
Senku, there's a good reason some of us wear hats... I can get one for you if you'd like...
You have a big ass forehead to be honest...XDD
who the FUCK are you