deception and perfection

Kitty Wilde. Cheerio. President of LBC. Member of ND. Congrats, Robert Bardo. It seems you've found that tiny slice of heaven God has bestowed upon the world. World, meet that slice's blog. You're welcome. Don't say I never did anything for you crazies.

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RETIRED ACCOUNT.

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OOC: Chase the Kitt-en

As I'm sure most of my followers already know, Ask The Gleeks  will be switching to a summer AU based out of New York University. You can find the new main at NYUGleeks and this is the link to Kitty's new blog. I hope you're up to following me along there as I've become dearly attached to each and every one of you even if Kitty still thinks you're all insane crazy stalkers that want to sell her hair on the black market to make weaves. We've got a few surprises in store for everyone, so I look forward to you joining us over there. Canon Kitty will stay here until then, no worries. But if you would like to contact me now, I'll be at the NYU account. Muchos gracias.

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Kitty Wilde in every performance ↳ Footloose

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Happy 87th Birthday Marilyn Monroe

June 1st 1926 - August 5th 1962

“Like all beautiful butterflies, she had to fly away.”

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It's Marilyn's birthday!

I think I might honor the original blonde bombshell with an all-day marathon of her movies. After all, I learned everything I know about being this incredible from her. She deserves some kind of thank you for that, don't you think?

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How old were u when u first got ur period

That’s disgustingly personal, anonymous. I can’t see why anyone would want to ever know this about another for any reason other than some sick & perverted fantasy. However, if you’re asking to check if you are, in fact, normal? You’re not.

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talkingwithmarleyrose replied to your post: she’s the man freaky friday scream

I will kindly refer you to /my/ answer to the same ‘Scream’ question on a past post…

Hm, I think you should kindly remember the lyrics to my song for Regionals.

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she's the man freaky friday scream

She’s The Man: if you could switch gender for a day, what would you do?

First of all, I would need to be assured that I wouldn’t lose my amazing body once I switched back. And obviously I would need to switch back because God intended for me to be a girl and it was his second gift to man right behind Jesus. I guess I would try to make all of McKinley’s boys as uncomfortable as possible by making advances on them.

Freaky Friday: first thing you would say or do when you woke up as your mother?

The first thing? I would find out what the hell she does for a career because I certainly have no idea.

Scream: if you and your friends had a sleepover and a serial killer was inside, who would most likely be the first to die?

Marley. Undoubtedly, she’d want to help the murderer and try to 'fix' him. We all know how attracted she is to crazy people.

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Do it! ;)

the princess diaries: what would you do if you had your own kingdom?

titanic: tell us an unforgettable story about your ex/current boyfriend/girlfriend

mean girls: did you ever have a crush on a popular guy at school?

27 dresses: upload a picture of your most favorite clothing

sydney white: would you ever join a sorority/fraternity?

hachi: a dog's tale: tell us a story about your pet

the social network: three websites you can't go on a day without logging on to

twilight: someone you would risk your life for?

the avengers: tell us about a friend who saved your life

50 first dates: tell us a story about your most perfect date

the hangover: tell us a funny drunk story of yours

she's the man: if you could switch gender for a day, what would you do?

17 again: what would you tell to your 17 year old self?

john tucker must die: someone broke your heart, would you break theirs?

the breakfast club: what do people label you?

juno: pro choice/pro life?

american pie: tell a story about your first time

scream: if you and your friends had a sleepover and a serial killer was inside, who would most likely be the first to die?

freaky friday: first thing you would say or do when you woke up as your mother?

i know what you did last summer: tell us a fun story about your last summer

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your friendship with marely is disappointing. you are so much better than her.

While half of this is true, I can’t help but find it extremely rude of you to call attention to it. Poor Marley. You’re more than likely a disappointment to your parents, but they don’t point that out and tell you, now do they? If they do, seek counseling because I don’t have time for your petty problems.

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Texts || Jitty

You’re welcome.

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Kitty: Currently judging you.

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Journal | May 21, 2013

Dear Journal,

Have you ever just been in one of those moods where everything's wrong, but right at the same time? I'm not even sure that makes sense. It probably doesn't. I must sound like Brittany with this insane babbling. But I guess I always knew things would happen this way. You can only tear people down for so long before you start destroying yourself in the process. And you end up at ground zero without a soul in sight.

I keep repeating that stupid phrase my kindergarten teacher told us whenever someone called us a name. "If I called you a chair, would that make you a chair?" The answer's no, obviously, but I figure I'd clarify just in case. You are a brainless object after all. But the thing is: I feel like the more and more I'm called a heartless bitch, the more and more it becomes a reality. I don't want it to be a reality, journal.

I have got to stop listening to Demi Lovato songs for hours on end while ignoring humanity. This is what it does to me.

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Warrior - Demi Lovato

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Why didn't you take Sugar with you to NY?

It was last minute and I didn’t think it would matter that much to her. I mean, I went with Jake and Marley…and only because Santana had already spent money on my ticket. Besides, I didn’t go with her to New York last time and I may have gotten her a surprise like she did for me.

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