Shit My Nerd Friends Say

[pissyeti]

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

[so-nature-deactivated20150528]

[talknerdy2mii]

Cuz it's 2016 and a grown man ghosted me this week

[talknerdy2mii]

Justice (DM) : "You make it back to the village around 4 am, and there are no guards posted on the walls." Sarah (Assassin) : "What?! Are they all dead?" Justice: "No! They're sleeping!" Party: "Guards don't sleep! THAT'S THEIR JOB."

[happypandagamer]

Fighting against Bowser feels like this

[talknerdy2mii]

Me: Oh man, a bunny head just flew across my screen.

Cormac: Why are bunnies flying across your screen?

Me: I'm on a crusade.

Cormac: AGAINST MY BUNNIES?!?!

[daily-harry-potter]

I represented Harry Potter at my graduation too! http://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com

[talknerdy2mii]

THIS IS MY SCHOOL OMG

[talknerdy2mii]

Me: I'm starting an anti-desert religion. I hate them.

Guys: ...

*thirty minutes pass*

Jacob: Oh man, I need to go mine sand for glass.

Jacob: *runs halfway across the world, doesn't see a desert*

Jacob: why aren't there any...

Guys: *turn to stare at me*

Me: I went on a crusade.

[nosdrinker]

*doesnt play league of legends* *is successful and happy*

[tainbocuailnge]

when u and ur friend hate the same thing

[talknerdy2mii]

Jordan: Controllers are best for fighting games.

Cormac: No; you know what's best for fighting?

Jordan: ...

Cormac: F-

Justice: FISTS!

Cormac: *makes office face*

[talknerdy2mii]

Jordan: Diddy Kong is everyone's main; they just don't realize it. He's so OP.

Zach: Oh yeah, Titty Kong!

Everyone: ...

Justice: You just like saying Titty, don't you?

Zach: Yep.

[talknerdy2mii]

Isaac: I make some weird noise when I jump down onto the ground.

Jacob: That's just your legs snapping; don't worry about it.

[talknerdy2mii]

Jacob: Who's gonna go get that?

Justice: oh man, Harley got it for us!

Jacob:

Justice: That's good. I don't have to be bad, and it gets done.

Jacob: *dies*

[talknerdy2mii]

Meet the cast!

Justice: My best friend, who is kind of like a big puppy. Into PC and table top games

Jacob: Quiet one of the group; great with one liners. Only speaks to ask questions or supply sass.

Jonah: Power gamer. Without the actual power. 

Jordan: Super knowledgeable about all things Nintendo; he plays smash religiously. Also a PC Gamer.

[talknerdy2mii]

Jordan: I'll let you get a free hoo ha! Hoo ha me!

Jonah: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HOO HA