
shark vs the universe
No title available
No title available
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature

JBB: An Artblog!

blake kathryn
will byers stan first human second
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
tumblr dot com

if i look back, i am lost
KIROKAZE
YOU ARE THE REASON
taylor price

No title available
h
Cosmic Funnies

izzy's playlists!
ojovivo

seen from Singapore
seen from Suriname
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia

seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from Germany

seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Chile
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Canada
seen from United States
@talknerdyytome
One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.
1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.
And I’m over here doin’ it for free like a fucking asshole.
fuck i have been underselling my services by about one million dollars per blowjob.
officer: license and registration
me: *hands officer a card*
officer: this is a get out of jail free card from the game of monopoly
me: yes
officer: you got lucky this time, have a good night
Unfortunately
If World War 3 happens, we will not be studying it, we will be in it.
A tweet that really scared me (via reshipped)
if Nicki called me out like that I would never leave my house again
get a hold of yourself tropicana lemonade
old golden retrievers are one of the purest forces of good on this planet
whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night
vulpx this reply needs its own hall of fame imo
meg, that sunflower’s gonna fucking die
#they face the sun for a reason lmao im cryin
#I wish I could love myself the way Stitch does