At Ease.

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“I’ll be damned if any Medics try to get their hands on me.” 

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✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way

She really did need to get by him, but she didn’t hesitate to grab his ass as she gently moved him aside. She needed into her locker and he was in the way. 

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“Old junker? I was kinda hoping for something fancier,” she teased. “I got all dressed up and you didn’t even bother getting a nice car?” 

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The Best of Gordon Ramsay Sentence Starters ! ( Contains Excessive Vulgarity ) !

❝ Get out. GET OUT! ❞ 

❝ Fuck off will ya, please? Yeah? ❞ 

❝ You’re a first-class cunt. ❞ 

❝ ‘Fine dining’? A fine fuckin’ mess! ❞ 

❝ Fuck right off. Fuck off. ❞ 

❝ Excuse me? Madam/Sir? Fuck me? How about fuck you. ❞ 

❝ A black jacket? You need a straight jacket. ❞ 

❝ I can’t believe just how inconsistent you are. ❞ 

❝ You go explain to the customer why you’re so shit, will ya? ❞ 

❝ ___, that’s enough. Fuck off and go put some more makeup on. ❞ 

❝ RAW. RAWW. RAWWW. ❞ 

❝ Don’t whistle at me I’m not a fucking dog, you look more like a dog than I do. ❞ 

❝ Today is about consistency. ___, are you consistently shit? ❞ 

❝ I don’t know how to wake you up anymore. You’re like a zombie! ❞ 

❝ You make him look fucking good. ❞ 

❝ Take one look at yourself in the mirror, because it’s a fucking disgrace. ❞ 

❝ You’re cooking a burnt pan you fucking dick! ❞ 

❝ You’re going to blow fire in your face you fucking donkey! ❞ 

❝ Leave it. Leave it! LEAVE IT! ❞ 

❝ You know what I want? I want you out. ❞ 

❝ You’re so shit you don’t realise what you do. ❞ 

❝ You’ve just confirmed, in my mind, that you’re not trustworthy. So fuck you. ❞ 

❝ You seriously surprised me. You surprised me at how shit you are. ❞ 

❝ I suggest you go buy a restaurant and put one table in there. Any more than that and you’d be fucked. ❞ 

❝ Don’t you dare. Don’t you fucking dare. ❞ 

❝ Listen here you fat-mouthed stupid little bitch. ❞ 

❝ You’re pissing around with something that isn’t working. ❞ 

❝ WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE?! ❞ 

❝ Crap on top of crap on top of crap on top of crap. ❞ 

❝ I’m about to snap with you. ❞ 

❝ What are we waiting on? I’m waiting on some fucking talent! ❞ 

❝ If I were you, I’d dig deep, touch your balls, and wake up. ❞ 

❝ If you don’t get out, I’ll fucking drag you out. ❞ 

❝ What the fuck is going on?! ❞ 

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✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way

She really did need to get by him, but she didn’t hesitate to grab his ass as she gently moved him aside. She needed into her locker and he was in the way. 

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Jeanette found the janitor after her much-needed shower. The dirt was washed from her face and her hair was still a bit damp. Instead of her white tank top and cargo pants, she wore a simple black t-shirt and sweats. Nothing fancy. 

“Does your offer still stand?” she asked, deciding a night out wouldn’t hurt. 

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✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way

She really did need to get by him, but she didn’t hesitate to grab his ass as she gently moved him aside. She needed into her locker and he was in the way. 

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“What’s there to do off base?” As much as she wanted a break from the red walls, halls the smelled like gym bags, and a group of men that couldn’t count past ten, she wasn’t sure what was outside of the base. 

“Tell ya what. I’m gonna take a shower and I’ll think on it.” 

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✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way

She really did need to get by him, but she didn’t hesitate to grab his ass as she gently moved him aside. She needed into her locker and he was in the way. 

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“Hard day at the office,” she muttered as she pulled off her helmet. Her hair was stuck to her neck from sweat, her face was littered with dirt and a small bruise. It was evident the battle didn’t go well. The idiots on her team couldn’t capture a point if it was guarded by bunny rabbits. 

Jeanette fished out a water bottle and gulped nearly half of it down. “You have fun cleaning the toilets while I was gone?” 

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✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way

She really did need to get by him, but she didn’t hesitate to grab his ass as she gently moved him aside. She needed into her locker and he was in the way. 

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Manhandling symbol starters

Send one for your muse to…

★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth  ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

Add as much or as little context as you’d like!

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Tagging: Everyone. Including you. Yes, you! 

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“If you want to eat you’re gonna have to take the mask off,” Jeanette said, raising her eyebrows as she prepared the sick Pyro’s meal. Instant oatmeal. Yum. 

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As soon as she tried to kiss him back, he was gone and had already flopped into bed. She gave a halfhearted wave before leaving him, closing the door behind her. 

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“If you want to eat you’re gonna have to take the mask off,” Jeanette said, raising her eyebrows as she prepared the sick Pyro’s meal. Instant oatmeal. Yum. 

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Jeanette grinned. “Can I get another suave and flirty goodbye for the road?” She felt nearly disappointed for leaving his room with nothing but a kiss on the hand. She wasn’t sure if she particularly liked him as a person, but she enjoyed flirting with him. Gave her something to do. And...maybe it made her feel desirable. Her husband didn’t ever make her feel like that. 

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Drunk Starters

“It’s not alcoholism until you’re thirty, until then it’s a hobby” “Becky lemme smash” “It’s not ‘unhealthy’ it’s fun” “How else do I forget everything without alcohol?” “I don’t care if this isn’t what my therapist meant by ‘healthy coping’ I’m taking three more shots” “I’ll do anything for another shot” “Come on you can’t cut me off” “You wouldn’t understand why I drink so don’t bother prying” “I just feel better like this” “I don’t want to hurt anymore, so I’ll just be numb” “You’re going to hate yourself in the morning” “Jokes on you I hate myself every morning anyway” “Did you just drink that whole bottle?” “Yes I did drink the whole bottle” “Call the police I’m dying” “I’m sorry I puked on your cat” “I’ll suck dick for alcohol” “Just let me have one more drink, please?” “I’m fine- yeah, I probably won’t die.”

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“If you want to eat you’re gonna have to take the mask off,” Jeanette said, raising her eyebrows as she prepared the sick Pyro’s meal. Instant oatmeal. Yum. 

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“Doesn’t do you much good. Not too many ladies ‘round here,” she replied. “Still don’t see why you wear the mask. You could just get a haircut and take the coloured contacts out and you’d almost look normal.” 

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“If you want to eat you’re gonna have to take the mask off,” Jeanette said, raising her eyebrows as she prepared the sick Pyro’s meal. Instant oatmeal. Yum. 

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Jeanette leaned against the doorframe. “Yeah, well, if you ate the damn oatmeal maybe you wouldn’t be so hungry now,” she replied, taking in the view. Other mercs around here were more built than him, but he wasn’t bad to look at. Not bad at all. 

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“If you want to eat you’re gonna have to take the mask off,” Jeanette said, raising her eyebrows as she prepared the sick Pyro’s meal. Instant oatmeal. Yum. 

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Jeanette couldn’t help but smile when he kissed her hand. No one had ever done that to her before. 

“Ah, you got me all wound up, and now you’re just going to bed?” she teased. “At least show me the abs first. Then I’ll get you sleep.” 

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“I’ll say.” 

Jeanette unzipped her red jacket and tossed it aside. The starchy sleeves would only get in the way of her lifting. As always, she wore her white tank top underneath. 

She tried to get a grip on the machine but felt her fingers kept slipping. “Ready?”