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(Not really) John Mulaney- bullquestionmark@gmail

[talllchild]

I finally have a new URL.

[talllchild]

I did it.

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//back to square one plots-wise, so who wants to plot with john and help me get my muse back? 😭

[talllchild]

//putting this out there again hi

[talllchild]

I also think I’m in the market for a new URL.

[talllchild]

This will probably be the only time I ever post 3 pictures of my face in one week, but it’s been a big week and my face and I are very excited.

[talllchild]

I know, I just posted a picture of myself the other day, but this one is MUCH better. I almost look halfway handsome.

[talllchild]

Hello, I’m hosting SNL tomorrow.

[talllchild]

@ercad I thought so, too.

[talllchild]

I was on television tonight

[nevergenders-moved]

remember that point in time when dropping your phone didn’t break it but instead the back of it fell off and the battery fell out and you just had to put it back on

[talllchild]

We don’t need to discuss how large my feet are.

[talllchild]

//back to square one plots-wise, so who wants to plot with john and help me get my muse back? 😭

[hustlerose]

idk how anyone wears airpods. apple earbuds are already rigged to fall out of your ears if you turn your head 0.3 degrees. how the fuck are you supposed to go jogging or whatever without dropping them on the sidewalk and watching them scatter aimlessly like ice cubes from the glass of bourbon that your wife dropped when you told her you wanted a divorce

[talllchild]

Here is a photograph of me being very nervous at three o’clock in the morning.

[xogossipgorl]

i paused john mulaney to watch the trailer for avengers endgame

[talllchild]

Wow!

[talllchild]

I’m stoned for the first time in a while and I’m watching an abandoned mall video and I have a lot of questions and a lot of thoughts and a lot of confusion and I need to talk to someone about this so if you would like to subject yourself to me right now then like this or message me on GH- bullquestionmark

[talllchild]

I’m still looking for a new URL, by the way.