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26 "Hey time, please move a little slowly. Keeping up with you lately has been a little overwhelming" IYAH (아이야) Kang Seung Yoon

[tamasaburro]

Movie thoughts

I like the beginning of movies. When the lights just turned off and it’s pitch black. The very first scene. You don’t really understand what you see. Some random life scene without prior context. Everything can happen. You can imagine whatever you want. It will makes sense later but for now you just let yourself go with the flow. The movie is in charge and all you have to do is to take it as it comes.

I don’t always remember those scenes. It doesn’t really matter. What’s the most important is this safety kinda feeling I have during these first few minutes. This is when I remember why I love going to the cinema. Watching movies at home will never replace this sensation.

I like the beginning of movies. 🌱

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

Alfred: Master Bruce, Damian is spending one night with John. You will be fine.

Bruce: Yes. Of course. I, a middle aged man, can go without coddling one of my children for one night.

Bruce:

Bruce, already dialing numbers: Tim, would you like to spend the night at the manor? We could patrol together like old times. We haven't done that since you told me you were dating boy Stephanie.

Tim: You mean when I came out as bi on Christmas on top of gargoyles??

Bruce: . . . Is that a yes, or?

Tim: No, sorry, I have a date with Bernard and the night off... I'm free Friday though! And I have this really cool case—

Bruce: Okay bye.

Bruce: Dammit! I hate when they have relationships and lives outside crime fighting.

Alfred: I am aware, Master Bruce.

Bruce, dialing another number: Hey, chum, are you busy tonight?

Dick: . . . Uh.

Dick, looking around the literal spaceship he's in currently:

Dick, looking to the Titans:

Dick, looking at the bandages covering most of his torso:

Dick: Yes—

Bruce, hanging up: I did not adopt this many kids to never be able to see any of them. I know you said no more, Alfred, but—

Alfred: Not unless you marry one of them many fine women you have charmed and have a child that does not dress as a flashlight, storybook character, or animal.

Bruce, groaning as he dials another number: Cass! Sweetheart! My only daughter! How are you? We haven't seen each other in a while. Would you like to spend the night and patrol together?

Cassandra: Sorry, can't.

Bruce: Why not?

Cassandra: It is... personal.

Bruce: . . . You guys have personal lives now?!

Cassandra: Tim is missing a spleen.

Bruce: Tim is irrelevant until he breaks up with his boyfriend and buries himself into his work again.

Cassandra: . . .

Bruce: That sounded bad.

Cassandra: Yes... Okay bye I'm going to go have rooftop sex with Stephanie now.

Bruce, staring at the phone as he's hung up on:

Bruce: . . . Do I have more kids?

Alfred: Do you?

Bruce: I do...

Bruce, reluctantly dialing another number:

Bruce: Hello, my sweet darling angel baby boy.

Jason, with gunfire in the background, deadpanning: Hi, Dad.

Jason, shooting two men in the head:

Bruce: So, how have you been?

Jason: I shot the Joker in the dick last week.

Bruce: And I'm very proud of you for avoiding anything important. How has being a drug lord been?

Jason, sighing heavily, running a hand down his helmet-face: I sold a lot of heroine and meth. Is that what you wanna hear? That meth sales are up?

Bruce: It's better than the cyanide craze that happened last month when Gotham banned divorce for a weekend.

Jason: Yeah. So. Did you need something, or..?

Bruce: Oh. Right.

Bruce: Would you like to stay at the manor tonight?

Jason: . . . Who's asking?

Bruce: Me.

Jason: Oh god.

Jason: Did Damian die again?

Bruce: No, no, he's just—

Jason: Where's Tim?!

Bruce: He's dating boy Stephanie.

Jason: F*CK, I HATE BLONDE PEOPLE! Always ruining my nights!

Jason: Dick!?

Bruce: He's somewhere doing something. He's alive. That's as much as I check on usually with that one.

Jason: What is Cassandra doing!? She's literally unemployed!

Bruce: Stephanie.

Jason: Is she trying to bag the entire family? Good for her, but dammit!

Jason: Okay. Uh. Duke?!

Bruce: He's apparently not mine "legally" and has a "Mom."

Jason: What about Selina!?

Bruce: Why don't you want to spend time with your Father? :(

Jason: Why don't you want alone time?

Bruce: Jason Peter Todd-Wayne, name a full year I went without adopting another child when the manor was empty.

Jason: . . . Damn it! I need to get a girlfriend! Or Roy in a dress! Or just Roy!

Bruce: Get custody of his daughter as well if you do. I miss having a child around :(

Jason: Yeah, but Gotham citizens did a petition to stop you from adopting kids.

Bruce: I don't understand why :/

Jason: Bane wrote a ten paragraph letter as to why.

Bruce: . . . So, you'll come over? :)

Jason: Fine! Sure! Whatever! But you're sitting in on the zoom call I have tonight with my therapist!

Bruce: Hrn... A fine sacrifice. I'll get the photo albums ready.

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[maisy1111]

me staring at the search bar trying to decide which fictional man I’ll read about tonight:

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

fanfic writing culture isn’t “oh dang! I wanted to write about this prompt with this character but someone else already wrote it, so now I can’t”.

fanfic writing culture is always “two cakes is better than one. the more the merrier. there can ever be enough fics of this character with this prompt!”

[hhhh-snakes]

people are making edits. everyone is getting shipped with everyone. there was cheering at the post credits scene. avengers tower fan fiction is being written. marvel is SO BACK

[strwbrrs-r-nice]

i want 50 avengers tower fanfics of the thunderbolts on my desk by morning do you hear me

[aspiring-spellcaster]

Do you know how fucked up your team has to be for Bucky Barnes to be the most stable member

[homunculus-argument]

I find it funny when queer fantasy stories are written in a setting where homophobia doesn't exist, but there's a ~forbidden romance~ element coming from some completely different, fantastical prejudice. Like

"Son, I don't care if you suck dick, but no child of mine will be sharing a bed with a goddamn necromancer!"

[scottsumrners]

[annestie]

Lo'ak: How did your sister get all the good looks? Ao'nung: The same way your brother did

[in-a-continuous-daydream]

I can't fathom the fact that some people watch a movie, show or read a book they like and they just go: "I liked it :)" and that's it....girl how?? Whenever I like a movie, tv show, book or musical I need to inhale that piece of media like it's air, I need to self insert myself in it and create an elaborate plot line for my character in it, then I listen to music that reminds me of the piece of media and think of it 24/7, while obsessively rewatching scenes and analyzing every bit of it till I notice details nobody has seen, finally, I try to convince people to watch it with me so that I can experience it for the first time through them. Then my obsession dies and I feel empty until the next one comes along..... and you're telling me people can enjoy something and just...go to sleep and not think of it again????

[sunshine-zenith]

Wow I sure do love the Arcane ending where Viktor and Jayce reset the universe to be identical to the No Hextech universe, except Vi gets to be alive and the main characters keeps their memories but none of the trauma, and Viktor, Jayce, and Mel get to have a big poly steampunk wedding. My favorite part was when Caitlyn caught the bouquet and Vander and Silco immediately started bickering about how Vi should propose, while Jinx begins teasing her sister. I also liked the part where Ekko and Jinx became Art/Science double majors and everyone was happy

10/10 finale

[jayessart]

soft zaundads...

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[the-fathers-of-zaun]

@theshimmerproducer

[phantom-shell]

I doodled this last year and forgot about it lmao

[thememedaddy]