Alluring Silver Star

TransTech/Prime AU Starscream of Nexus -208.1 Epsilon. There will be mild crack, NSFT Content, long detailed posts and most importantly demands for sweets. Be prepared. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This blog contains support NPCs/OCs. They are jointly shared with @Lord-Overlips.

[ilaac-art]

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@megadoomingir (gif is from this post)

[yes-i-write-fanfiction]

This is hilarious, I can’t stop watching

[yes-i-write-fanfiction]

Do you have any weird headcanons for starscream/ seekers in general XD

While all seekers enjoy some good flattery, anyone can kiss ass. If you truly want to make an impression and show them just how high you regard them then they prefer actions rather than words.

If they are grounded for a long time, either due to damage to their wings or being restrained, they will gradually start to go insane. Just like humans will go insane without sleep, seekers will turn mad without flight. Because of this many seekers are afraid of going to prison since it will take an incredible mental toll.

Starscream is the epitome of a stereotypical seeker; vain, loud and obnoxious. To bots that have never met another seeker before, this only makes them believe that all other seekers are this way as well.

Can’t dance. As elegant as they may be in the air, once on the ground they can’t move their bodies to the rhythm to save their lives. No one knows why this is but a seeker that can dance is as rare as Soundwave laughing.

[hd-screamer-pics-and-gifs]

a collection of Screamers launching his missile for @howtozuzu!

most of the time, he moves his index digit. But sometimes, he moves BOTH his index digit and his pinky (second last gif) or both his index and middle digit (last gif)

[yes-i-write-fanfiction]

I never noticed this when I watched the show, what a cool detail.

[arianna-faebot]

Imagine Starscream going to clench his fist and accidentally launches his missile

[tamedseeker]

{{Love this shit}}

[tamedseeker]

Mun got a dumb thing

I got this stupid playstation mini for $40 after taxes. I found it while I was laptop hunting and its been keeping me a occupied on days when Im not laptop hunting. Rayman has been hella entetaining.

[ohjessmarie]

[drifts-thighs]

[abuzzingofbumblebees-deactivate]

@tamedseeker

[autobotwheelie]

🐻- Toys or stuffed animals (theirs or not)

Do ya have ANY idea of the sorta things Magnus leaves on board here? He left me THIS thing:

I dunno WHAT it is. But I don’t like looking at it.

…. so I’m just gonna give it to @mnemoiisms the next time I leave Lego all over his floor or something. Primus…. I ain’t done something to him in ages. I think it’s about time I go pay ol’ hedgehog hands a visit!

[tamedseeker]

“That is the most terrifying stuffy I have ever seen. Shoot it into the nearest sun, please.”

[autobotwheelie]

This just further cements my plans to go mess with Trepan. Thank ya.

[tamedseeker]

“...you’re welcome?”

[tamedseeker]

📂 Aux. (you totally didn’t HC him on purpose didn’t you? Jk jk)

[[My brain meats are starting to work again!]]📂 NPC Headcanon: AuxilumAuxilum detests organics greatly, in particular Humanity. Some of his dislike stems from biological similarities, his personal sense of superiority and how disgusting organics tend to be. However its there heritage that bothers him most of all. Some Humans, dependent of the universal stream are technically spawns of Unicron. Its this ‘close’ relation that prompted him into joining the original eradication squadrons when Vosians discovered Earth was just a slumbering Unicron. He will ‘behave’ around human/organic partners of other Cybertronians to a degree. He wont outright attack them, however he remains oppositional, condescending, willing to show his displeasure and when possible will out right ignore a humanspresence. If a human should approach Auxilum will make his distaste known and preference for space very apparent.

@helliontwins

[autobotwheelie]

🐻- Toys or stuffed animals (theirs or not)

Do ya have ANY idea of the sorta things Magnus leaves on board here? He left me THIS thing:

I dunno WHAT it is. But I don’t like looking at it.

…. so I’m just gonna give it to @mnemoiisms the next time I leave Lego all over his floor or something. Primus…. I ain’t done something to him in ages. I think it’s about time I go pay ol’ hedgehog hands a visit!

[tamedseeker]

“That is the most terrifying stuffy I have ever seen. Shoot it into the nearest sun, please.”

[beingdeletedsoon]

I had this gay slip-up joke in my head all yesterday and decided to make it into a dumb crack comic with my favourite robots. Here it is very poorly photographed, and painting Starscream as a loser more than all the episodes of TFP combined.

[jarofloosescrews]

Lmao XD This made me laugh. Thank you for this humor.

[tamedseeker]

Arianna had went shopping, and she found a beautiful dress in her friend’s size that she knew he would enjoy. Arianna happily put it in a nice box and sent it to him.

“Oh...Arianna, this is...this is just gorgeous!” He holds the dress out, smiling broadly, optics bright and shining in pure delight. The beautiful glittering dress is held against his frame, the seeker shuttering his optics and humming a sweet tune. “Its so sparkly, where did you find it?” He stops spinning and sinks down into a comfortable seat, sighing pleasantly.

[tamedseeker]

Unicron wants to eat your special pie.

“...Wh-wh? I uhm...what?” Looks towards the horrible looking petroleum pie that just came out of the oven. “I...uhhh...uhmmm noooo? I re-really don’t think I should...give him that...”

[tamedseeker]

Ship: Arianna and Tachyon

7 = I like it, would read a fanfic with them if it was well written. 

[tamedseeker]

Green <3

GREEN: I find you cute.

“Thaaaaank you!” The compliment is more then enough to set Starscream to twittering and tweeting away. He’s really is quite delighted.

[tamedseeker]

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common. i mean its kinda true? i dont know XD

[[100% true, way to much in common.]]

[tamedseeker]

number 2 for your honeybee, megatron and unicron he he he

“I’m already bonded to Megatron and I wouldn’t change that for the world.” Starscream’s wings flutter slightly, mind wondering to far more pleasant places. “I would cudd-Gaaaaah! Warp!!! GET OFF!!!”

Skywarp uses his greater bulk and strength to force Starscream downwards and shouts at the top of his vocoder. “FRAAAAAAG UNICRON!!”

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[corticalpsychicpatch]

ok this gif though

bc the way starscream shifts his body backwards without much changing the position of his head is just

[corticalpsychicpatch]

when did this get so many notes

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

@morethanmeetstheass

[toxxicpill]

I THOUGHT OF THIS TOO!!!!

[abuzzingofbumblebees-deactivate]

@tamedseeker gskkfkf

[tamedseeker]

[[LOL, Bird Biology is fun. Here are some important bird facts]] [[ Most birds cannot move their eyes, including chickens. So instead of a vestibulo-ocular reflex, which targets the muscles around the eyes, chickens have a reflex that triggers the muscles of the neck. They don't have compensating eye movement, they have compensating head movement. Chickens (and some other predators) hunt by detecting motion in their field of vision, so it's important for their world to look like a static background upon which an insect might move without warning.Motions of the head and neck are intended to maintain a motionless visual field (the steadicam-like ability you reference) but also to obtain a new visual field very rapidly, with minimal time wasted in transit. Chickens don't actually keep their head in one position while walking -- they seem to bob back-and-forth, but this actually maximizes the amount of time spent at one point while moving. Each jerk of the neck is accompanied by a blink of the nictitating membrane to eliminate the image of a moving background.]]