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Erin, Making other peoples girlfriends jealous since 1994. Instagram: Beautifulblur Flying on a solo mission to fuck-it-ville. Residing in the Virgin Vault. Obtaining a degree focused on teaching miniature humans how to set the world ablaze. My past time...

[oxfords---notbrogues]

Fall layers style

[jortsboy]

[friendly-animals]

[lily-orchard]

Bad idea for a Romantic Comedy The Chief of Police is married to a Mob Boss, and they have to keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits the other in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going to hear the end of this…”

“So how was your day at work?” “YOU FUCKING SHOT ME! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK!”

[sirhate]

We clearly have different definitions of bad.

[kiingnirvana]

[water-melon-choly]

teacher: what year was the battle of yorktown

me: 1781

teacher: why did you say it like that

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[elodieunderglass]

ooh this is a good three sentences

[jeenay]

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

Royal Jordanian Airlines’ compelling ad shows what it’s like to be Arab on an airplane

follow @the-movemnt

[psychedelicfelon]

Important

[silvana-fangirls]

breaks my heart 

[lexxgotthejuice]

This makes me sad 😕

[donnasweettttttttt]

the thing that pisses me off about 50 shades of grey isn’t that it’s twilight fanfiction, it’s that it’s bad ooc twilight fanfiction. the implication that edward would be into bdsm is so fucking dumb he’s a 100 year old virgin who cried and went into a week-long depression the first time he fucked bella he wouldn’t even consider the idea of fucking her until they were married because he didn’t want to compromise his virtue and you’re telling me he’s a dom? no, edward cullen has the most boring vanilla sex ever the only thing unconventional about the way bella and edward fuck is that bella tops and edward cries the whole time and bella gets fed up and goes to the other house to fuck rosalie and edward cries some more in his room alone

[susiephone]

[corinaesquivel]

[indieteen]

[danger]

[milsae]

Day & Night

[justcatposts]

now this is the type of news i want to read about

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

HE’S A VERY GOOD BOY

[enrique262]

Fidèle (May 2003–January 2016), a Belgian yellow Labrador Retriever, made famous due to his habit of sleeping on a windowsill facing the Groenerei canal in in Bruges, Belgium.

[cupcakes-and-lithium-deactivate]

So beautiful.

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool