the last man standing is a girl

☁️she/her☁ENFP ☁b e e s☁

[geno2925]

whose fucking child is this

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

mine bicth

[sharkodactyl]

i’m obsessed with this painting called tomato king and i’m even more obsessed with the man who drew it. his name is stuart dunkel and he is a classical oboeist and he also paints tiny little oil paintings of mice living their best lives. he looks like this.

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[raevenlywrites]

Is this the jelly bean guy???

[icajax]

@raevenlywrites the WHO???

[raevenlywrites]

The guy who does the mice with jelly beans

And dreidels, apparently

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[autumngracy]

As a gay person with seasonal depression I relate to this on level you probably weren't intending for

[transreigender]

the three genders: male wife, girlboss, and silly rabbit

[thechicken-master]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

>implying roger isn’t a malewife

[leviathan-supersystem]

roger is a malewife and eddie valiant is a silly rabbit. what’s not clicking.

[ivfhnyfubpx]

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

[laughconfetti]

loud warning

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[physics-dirtbag]

Me every single night:

[rslashrats]

pov i am coming for you

[thoughts-ofawriter]

Write while tired, they said.

It will help your productivity, they said.

[everythingfox]

Kitty bliss

[lord-tachanka-official]

[sendengectim]

[tofublock]

like a feeling of soft sea foam

[rosarrie]

bunny wearing a strawberry hat

[blacklambtat2]

regrets and mistakes

BLACKLAMB

[sandersstudies]

So I kept telling my husband to stop unfolding his clean clothes and leaving them on the floor, and he insisted he wasn’t doing any of that even though I had the evidence.

Just found the cat pulling t-shirts out of his drawer, which had been left slightly ajar. The culprit has escalated from trashcan crimes and is trying to cause upset in my marriage now.

[sandersstudies]

I discovered the ruse a bit faster than the former but she ALSO pulls clothes off the hangers by trying to “climb” them so she can sit on the top closet shelf.

[sandersstudies]

HOMEWRECKER

[titimylove]

get her a cat tower, she wants to be tall

[sandersstudies]

She HAS a cat tower it’s the tallest one the store had

And she has LOTS of toys and many snackies she has NO reason to cause mischief except her own bastardly motivation.

[piesandswords]

checking your phone in the middle of a task

[worstgirlintheworld]

girls im going to keep it real with u im getting worried about my spotify wrapped already