Iron Gang

yeet Username: Ghastasaur Nonbinary - Ace - Aro Ghast Lover Exclusiontists, MAPS, MAP supporters, Radfems/TERFS/SWERFS DO NOT INTERACT Icon - Default Ghast Face Header - Ghast Bi by Minecrafting

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

just found a vid from my unfinished distortion minecraft map and i think i can safely say this is one of the worst minecraft experiences in the known universe

[gay-slime]

I haven’t touched Minecraft since losing my laptop and I forgot how far up the cave sounds are in volume when you have a fresh run on the program I almost just lost it when I was prepping for a spelunking and cave3.ogg and cave6.ogg played back to fucking back

[mega-taiga]

McDonalds announces new "Minecraft" burger. 17 injured 4 found dead

[minecraft-news-real]

they didn’t do that

[mega-taiga]

i love lying

[minecraft-news-real]

you’re sick

[mousierat]

[lunnefisk]

bastard ahoy

[thyrell]

just say you have a thousand dollar graphics card

[thyrell]

wait you’re the person that used your computer as a space heater once who the hall are you

[lunnefisk]

just a lesbian trying to get by in this big city

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kalofi]

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

[lesbianofthenightskies]

There is a little unknown secret in Minecraft Education Edition

You see, this version has a few exclusive chemistry blocks, one of them being the "Material reducer". This block can reduce blocks to their natural components.

All these elements so far are real life elements, but there is one element in particular that separates from the rest:

The "???" is an unkown element (or various unknown elements) wich it's atomical structure cannot observed in the element constructor. This elements appears in Redstone ore, Netherrack, End stone, Glowstone and Soulsand.

I really like this lore piece and really can't think of what the ??? element could be, maybe it could be something related to magic or souls? Since all those blocks seem to have unnatural properties. Also Redstone contains Uranium so yeah it's radioactive.

[statictay]

[askerror87]

[Image ID: tags by Tumblr user diceroll. ‘oh so that’s why all redstoners are batshit insane’, ‘it’s the radiation (keyboard smash)’. End ID]

[fanonical]

normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.

[netheritenugget]

Normalize just digging into the side of a mountain to avoid making roofs in Minecraft

[wolfbeware]

yall need me to tap the sign?

here’s a roof guide that i use because i used to be shit

i dont remember the source, b/c ive had this for like years, but i suggest messing around with these roofs with different shapes/sizes of buildings

in fact, you can mix and match and have one roof with a side room with a different roof on it

honestly, have fun

[pixiis-blog]

I’ve had these saved for a long time and unfortunately don’t know the source either, but here are the other tutorials from this artist if anybody is interested!

[chillcrafting]

[rev-pirate]

If you’re a minecraft fan and a lord of the rings fan and Don’t know about Minecraft Middle-Earth, one of the longest-running massive build projects that’s been going on for almost 11 whole years working to recreate all of middle earth to scale in minecraft, then you’re really missing out on some of the coolest shit out there. MC originally raised the build height limit for the first time in part because of MCME iirc. They needed the world height raised for the two towers and MC delivered. I’ve been following this project since day one and it never ceases to take my breath away. Have some screenshots! and, yes, this was all built in minecraft.

[ferretteeth]

CATS SLEEP ON YOU IN MINECRAFT

[ferretteeth]

this is the BEST update

[icanfeelmyleg]

OMG is this Steve form popular game Minecraft???

[mossy-cobble]

heres a good way of farming berries - plant them under trapdoors so you can still easily reach them and pick up the berries, but not get harmed by them!

[minecraft-news-real]

Everything reminds me of him

[mossy-cobble]

you alright there king?

[warped-fungus-on-a-stick]

i’m thinking about that post about how nature is healing with every update in minecraft

minecraft 1.12: more color than ever is brought to minecraft! parrots can be found in the jungle now!

minecraft 1.13: life has returned to the ocean! dolphins and fish and corals and sea pickles and vibrance!

minecraft 1.14: the villagers are remembering their culture and their craft! they’re more advanced than ever!

minecraft 1.15: bee :)

minecraft 1.16: there’s even life in the nether now! a somewhat-thriving society of piglins is there, there’s animals like striders and hoglins, and even forests of fungi!

minecraft 1.17: life is even occurring deep underground! axolotls are swimming around in the caves, new plantlife can be found stored away, and beautiful geodes adorn the underground!

minecraft 1.18: horror and evil and darkness. giant gashes in the world and looming mountains. hideous monster at the bottom of the caves. fucked up evil slime that wants to hurt you. kill kill violence murder kill

[fuck-notch]

"Hoes, My Beloveds."

[woodland-mansion]

love wins