I Would Never Lie

Talk about #CRINGE!

[minecraft-news-real]

Markiplier IS NOT pregnant

[thyrell]

[minecraft-news-real]

[light-blue-glazed-terracotta]

idk how i feel about this mob vote or like. specifically people's views on it? like why are you guys supporting the unicorn (rarer breed than blue axolotl and not even rideable???) and not haggis when we get THREE new crops with the haggis AND what looks like a pulley/mountain climbing system?

[minecraft-news-real]

vote for the fetid ogre

[light-blue-glazed-terracotta]

minecraft 1.21 the penis update

[mincerafter]

Is this real ?

[light-blue-glazed-terracotta]

i would never lie

[minecraft-news-real]

🚨true 🚨

[minecraft-news-real]

Mojang has issued a statement recommitting to diversity, and removing “harmful stereotypes” from the game. Confusingly, they have removed Ghasts in order to address this.

[bonelord10000]

You can tell notch was a sick bastard what with all the Cave noises. No reason for that to be there, peaceful ass game ruined

[minecraft-news-real]

Are you scared

[oceantoyz]

Hexbugs for your blog 🐛

[minecraft-news-real]

Minecraft Patch notes Thursday, September 8, 2022

Removed herobrine

[aquagirl555]

uh i think there is an error? You removed the queen, not herobrine

[minecraft-news-real]

Removed. Herobrine.

[minecraft-news-real]

Minecraft Patch notes Thursday, September 8, 2022

Removed herobrine

[minecraft-news-real]

Sup your Suck with the new Minecraft Potion of Fuck

[lynnbecks-gaming-sideblog]

It Tastes Like Cum!™

[minecraft-news-real]

Do not spread misinformation

[minecraft-news-real]

Sup your Suck with the new Minecraft Potion of Fuck

[jame7t]

tumblr should add a crafting system

[hustlerose]

[jame7t]

Ough you build me !

[hustlerose]

[minecraft-news-real]

Its good when this happens.

[minecraft-news-real]

WHOAH. Never let me near a plate of Spicy Mojang’s Hot Wafers- I’ll eat too many!

[minecraft-news-real]

Please Fucking Help Me

[minecraft-news-real]

The Minecraft renaissance is now over! With the death of fireflies, the prophecy has been completed. Minecraft Mania will resume in 2026, with the emergence of Minecraft’s Jerma Equivalent.

[the-minecraft-funnies]

i DON’T think they should add anymore features into this game.

INSTEAD they should start removing features until we’ve atoned for our sins

[mossy-cobble]

i didnt think mojang would take this post seriously

[the-minecraft-funnies]

next they’ll take the rain because it’s poisonous to endermen : -(

[minecraft-news-real]

they removed fireflies because of what I was going to do

[minecraft-news-real]

The Minecraft Movie has been delayed due to the FuckerBeast that got into the film room and ate Chris Pratt

[the-minecraft-funnies]

i DON’T think they should add anymore features into this game.

INSTEAD they should start removing features until we’ve atoned for our sins

[minecraft-news-real]

remove biomes

[plum-city-card]

oh my god

[plum-city-card]

the block. someone mined it

[plum-city-card]

[minecraft-news-real]

*looks away sheepishly but is suspiciously grassblock shaped*