Shit the Sailor Moon Discord says: The Meme (Pt. 9)
‘Hewwo, what’s this?’
‘I am but a sinful potato.’
‘I’m a two week free trial.’
‘We don’t shame in this household, you do what you gotta do. Go make bank.’
‘Come back you problematic twelve year old!’
‘Absolutelu.’
‘I want me some toddy dust.‘
‘You either die a meme or live long enough to see yourself become ironic.‘
‘I sucked his dick behind the Jeweled Crozier’
‘ _____… are you crying over Sasuke Uchiha?‘
‘I am the alpha tiddy.’
‘You don’t understand, I’m in love with a man who’s tried to kill me several times.‘
‘No, I'm not fantastic, I'm an ogre fucker.’
‘You have a Shrek kink.’
‘SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MAPLE SYRUP FUCKER!’
‘My gay ass can handle this.’
‘Kon-banned-wa.’
‘_____'s dad's got that BDE (big dad energy).’
‘Pee your bladder out.’
‘I am natural selection.’
‘Get in the fucking robot.’
‘____ … Would you fuck the Grinch?’
‘How did you get your colon so thick?’
‘A crêpe is just a skinny pancake.’
‘I'm the "sex" in the ____'s fornication.’
‘Does Oprah have an asshole?’
‘Do not fuck the baby shark.’
‘Do fuck the papa shark.’
‘____ can fuck me any day.’
‘There will be no female presenting shark nipples in this household.’
‘Yes, this is locked under 18+, but not under KINKY!’
‘You absolute goldfish!’
‘You beautiful, gay toaster oven.’
‘Look at you go! Educating our children, being a fierce mommy shark…’
‘You can’t stare directly at the gay, the gay stares back.’
‘Sailor Scout’s Honor.’
‘That’s one juicy sausage.’
‘Time to clock in, it’s tit o’clock.’
‘We do not have scheduled titties.’
‘If pesto slapped me in the face and killed my entire family I’d thank them.’
‘Mayo apologist!’
‘You’re a polygon.’
‘All we are is polygons in the wind.’
‘Are we human or are we polygons?’
‘I tried so hard and got so far but in the end IT’S GONNA FUCKING MATTER!’
‘This is a loving bullying.’
‘I want ___ but he/she/they won’t fucking help and I know it.’
‘CHRONOS CAN SUCK A DICK!’
‘UwU culture is my culture.’
‘No one expects the doki inquisition!’
‘Is ‘sproinging’ a word?’
‘I am Shakespeare; no one can stop me now.’
‘You could be deader.’
‘I almost just drowned. I was trying to drink upside down. There’s lemonade
everywhere.’
‘Brave of you to think I wouldn’t attack anyone.’
‘Get fucked you fish.’
‘Whyest you awake? Go the fucketh to sleep.’
‘I don’t have my priorities straight. I don’t have them gay either.’
‘I have a strong moral compass, I will not fuck a 12-year-old demon.’
