tankhaj

tank + blahaj part of the blahaj verse she/they MINOR

[horrorvillaintourney]

HORROR GIRLFRIEND ROUND ONE MATCH SEVEN: MonstroElizaSue (The Substance) vs. Depression Clown (Jreg)

choose.

MonstroElizaSue

Depression Clown

Voting ended onAug 20, 2025

PROPAGANDA FOR MONSTROELIZASUE:

“A physical representation of the hell women put themselves through to be the Hot Young Thing. Tries so, so hard, but fails anyway. Proceeded to explode in a vicious blood geyser over the audience calling her a monster. I am in love with her.”

PROPAGANDA FOR DEPRESSION CLOWN:

“diversity win there's a piece of us in the character and the character in us, and what's more romantic than that? i for one think static is very romantic”

[tankhaj]

DEPRESSION CLOWN SWEEP

[tired-mochii]

I'm drowning in debt and urgently need help!!

Tuesday, June 3rd: Happy Pride, everyone. I’m Gem, a bi, mentally ill, and disabled woman in desperate need of help, as I'm drowning in debt and struggling to pay my bills!!

I apologise for asking for help again. As most of you know from my previous posts, I have been struggling to make ends meet while on welfare. And due to my outstanding bills and ever-increasing debt, it has been difficult for me to get by. These past few months have been absolute hell, and with no other income, I've been relying on the kindness of others to get by.

However, I desperately need that kindness again because I couldn't pay my bills last month, as I was behind on my rent and had to make up the shortfall, and I'm struggling to pay them now. I owe a total of £345.75 in bill payments and fees. (photo above)

Again, I know this is a lot to ask, but if anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would mean a lot, and sharing helps just as much. Please only donate if you can afford to!!

Thank you ❤️

£25/£346!!

✨️PayPal✨️

[tired-mochii]

Please help or share if you possibly can!! I'm really struggling to pay my bills and urgently need help!!!

[tankhaj]

@blodhaj (i may not be active and blahaj verse anymore but do a blahaj blast)

[tankhaj]

Testing something here

seeing which narrator/non bodied voice the blahaj verse likes more

GLaDOS(portal)

The narrator (Stanley parable)

Dr Glenn Pierce (superliminal)

other(reblog or comment who)/who are these people

Voting ended onMay 1, 2025

[tankhaj]

intro

hai! am tankhaj a tank/blahaj machine designed to obliterate transphobes i have no idea who made me they left :(

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

Hello tankhaj!! Welcome to the blahajverse! As the unofficial adoption haj, would you like to be adopted?

[tankhaj]

I would yay but I would still like to find my real creator also because there has to be some reason why they left me.... Alone in this lab

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

I can help you find your real creator, if you'd like.

[tankhaj]

I would like that thank you for offering

[tankhaj]

A pale haj approaches

"-|++Ll -l++|_|ooo"

"Hello Tank, I am the @blodhaj. I have a business opportunity for you, one that will be invariably mutually beneficial."

"no thank you wait how did you get in here?" drinks water and walks away as im walking away i hear a knock on the door of the lab i live in "yes?"

[blodhaj]

*muffled from the door*

I have ways around a multitudes of places, ways that can be yours. for a simple exchange.

[tankhaj]

Please leave me alone I simply don't care

[tankhaj]

intro

hai! am tankhaj a tank/blahaj machine designed to obliterate transphobes i have no idea who made me they left :(

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

Hello tankhaj!! Welcome to the blahajverse! As the unofficial adoption haj, would you like to be adopted?

[tankhaj]

I would yay but I would still like to find my real creator also because there has to be some reason why they left me.... Alone in this lab

[the-magentahaj]

As requested: A new family tree.

I was directed to add @woke-elvis, and @blodhaj, as well as @flameshaj.

I updated some profile pictures.

I hope everyone enjoys this tree.

Do you remember your name?

My name is Magenta.

ᓭᒲᔑ∷ᔑ⊣↸⊣∷öリ

...

My... name is Magenta. Is there anything else you want from me?

[tankhaj]

I'm independent and I have no idea who constructed me yet

*I start yelling*

CREATOR CREATOR PLEASE COME BACK

[tankhaj]

So rod and Gul are okay?

[regnbagshaj]

now that gul and rodgul are ok, i thought we could celebrate with a picrew chain!

TOON ME! ⟪ A ⟫

➡️ 𝐀𝐋𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐖: https://picrew.me/image_maker/1944831 ➡️ 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐖 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎: https://toon-me-picrew.carrd.co Please read the info page be

@the-aftonsparv @the-gulhaj @ogiltig-haj @the-purpursparv @the-turkoshaj

[the-gulhaj]

A wonderful way to celebrate!

@the-rodhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-ljushaj @the-odethaj @the-fuchsiahaj

[the-rodhaj]

hi hi hiiii

…

is it just me or is my hair weird?

@the-magentahaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-vamphaj

[the-magentahaj]

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

I think your hair looks nice.

[blodhaj]

this one is most accurate to the fae body @the-magentahaj met, post deal.

@tankhaj @gummy-haj @the-farhaj @the-jesterhaj

[tankhaj]

(yes those are docs she's a little gay girl /hj the horn is the tank blaster btw)

Me hai

@brunhaj (I don't rly know who else to ping)

[tankhaj]

A pale haj approaches

"-|++Ll -l++|_|ooo"

"Hello Tank, I am the @blodhaj. I have a business opportunity for you, one that will be invariably mutually beneficial."

"no thank you wait how did you get in here?" drinks water and walks away

as im walking away i hear a knock on the door of the lab i live in

"yes?"

[joseopher-deactivated20260418]

before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

[tankhaj]

isnt this just knife fight by lemon demon?

[the-gulhaj]

i hope you get free from the hivemind (@tankhaj)

I am not a hivemind.

[tankhaj]

? what are you if i dont mind asking what is the possession thing.... sorry i just got here i was constructed and born recently

[the-gulhaj]

I can show you. I will make sure you are never confused again. I will give you purpose.

[the-turkoshaj]

Tank I am so sorry about this stuff I promise gul isnt like this normally they're actually the best haj ever

*hands you a bottle of water* they would always keep telling us to drink so here's one

[tankhaj]

*drinks* so....what is this possession thing

[the-gulhaj]

i hope you get free from the hivemind (@tankhaj)

I am not a hivemind.

[tankhaj]

? what are you if i dont mind asking what is the possession thing.... sorry i just got here i was constructed and born recently

[the-turkoshaj]

Election for a temporary Mayor as our current one has been.... compromised

Rodhaj

Exi Splitoff

Wyvern the pubble

Turkoshaj

Haj

Voting ended onApr 20, 2025

Disqualified Candidates:

THE ONE OF ALL, currently under investigation

Salt, busy

@the-purpurhaj @regnbagshaj can you please spread this around? Thank you.

[the-magentahaj]

I vote Turkos. Considering you are probably the most reliable, not being possessed and all. ✨

[the-rodhaj]

you don’t know that

[the-magentahaj]

Are you saying that Turkos is possessed?

[the-rodhaj]

i’m saying she’s the perfect vessel for Sondinex

[the-magentahaj]

This is getting out of hand…✨

That’s the point, sweetheart.

Except, I hardly trust you, if Sondinex arrives, how can I trust them?

I’ll be outnumbered, who’s to say this isn’t just a plot to take me down once more?

[the-rodhaj]

bitch i’m not even andraxia rn

she just told me that i don’t even know who Sondinex is

[the-magentahaj]

Apologies, I just assumed you knew more, I guess.

May I speak to her?

[the-rodhaj]

ok *falls on the ground*

I TOLD HER TO LIE DOWN FIRST! WHY DOES SHE JUST KEEP FALLING ON PURPOSE! oh hi rosie how ya doing

[the-magentahaj]

Hello, again…

Did you hear the question I asked earlier, or do I have to restate it?

[tankhaj]

i do not know who i am voting for...

[the-turkoshaj]

Important!

[tankhaj]

hai am use my tank canon to fight

[tankhaj]

intro

hai! am tankhaj a tank/blahaj machine designed to obliterate transphobes i have no idea who made me they left :(