IN THE LOCAL NEWS TODAY!!!!!!! A mother successfully woke her children up with love and joy, she was accompanied by her husband who prepared a warm breakfast for the family before the weekday started. Circulating reports indicate that an increase in hugs have lifted the spirits of individuals who were previously depressed. A breaking story suggests that over 500 drivers in the city slowed down to let people into the lanes off the highway ramp. Doctors say they have no idea why people pay so much money for medication when vegetation is the proactive remedy. Over 400 squirrels narrowly escaped death as cautious drivers owed down and evaded making contact with them. Recent studies show that there are an inordinate number of activists who are leading peaceful campaigns and protests. Developing reports elicit the SUN as a prime reason to wake the fuck up and smile today, sun worshippers, hippies, and members of indigenous nations say it's about damn time. Civilians are outraged at the persistence global politicians use to inflict war, death and crime on so many defenceless individuals and subsequent nations. A more open minded sector of civilians also vehemently state that CNN feeds the public bulllshit. And I quote... For the closing story, we share a touching piece about the innate wonder of children, whose playful nature, moment to moment attitude, coupled with sincerity and curiously make them all that and a bag of chips! "For keeping it real news I'm TJ Dennie, signing out with a namaste." "Back to you John." "Thanks TJ, John Lennon here with the Imagine Chronicles...."













