Tapir thinks you should give him cookies.

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gives him cookies because the tapir said so.

Is happy someone is finally listening to him!

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Made a new friend!

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*leaves a small candy baku and a life sized candy tapir-chan* (he's tiny anyways)

☆~ "Oh my, thank you."

*SPARKLES HAPPILY!*

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Gives him a bowl of sugar

IS HAPPY! And is bouncing around the room like a ping-pong ball~

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Silently squeaking?!

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Anon nyooms in and showers him with donuts (made with real sugar this time) Don't worry little one- it's me, Rii~ and If anyone tries to pull that dirty trick again, I'll stab them (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

Still cautious! And wonders why Number One Fan is hiding under shades? Sticks nose against face and tries to push them off...

Doesn't think there should be violence but is grateful for sentiment...

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What the heck. What a mean anon! *gives the tapir some cookies & cream ice cream to dull the salty taste*

Sniffs ice cream worriedly. Thinks it smells right, but worries...?

Take cautious lick? And then more licks?

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*gives a bowl of salt*

Will not be tricked again!

Thinks anon is a poopy meanie.

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His anger’s been replaced by betrayed sniffling.

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DOES NOT LIKE SALTY THINGS 

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leaves a large plate of thickly-frosted cookies made with salt instead of sugar

Goes after the cookies!

... *SPITS THEM OUT*

*CRIES FOREVER*

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If Baku wasn't a baku, what does Tapir-tan think he'd be? Also bonus question - if Tapir-tan wasn't a tapir, what creature would Tapir-tan like to be?

Thinks these questions are silly.

The one who feeds him is the one who feeds him because he made him the one who feeds him! Believes that if he hadn't been there looking for food, that the one who feeds him... would not be.

Doesn't want to think about that...

Remembers that when he could change into other things really really often, that he liked being a ferret! Because ferrets can hide in things really easily and are really fast and stuff~

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what will scared the one who feed you the most? prank wise

Thinks there's a really big difference between a funny prank and a nasty prank. It's very easy to do a nasty prank, but it's not nice.

For a non-nasty prank... mix up all the tea in the cupboard? Put the green tea in the black tea tin, and vice-versa!

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Is feeling very mischievous today!

Will answer silly questions about the one who feeds him.

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Has a muffin today!

[casenpai]

[ Ihopeyoudon’tmindthatIdrewyouatapir. ]

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*SCREAMS*

OH MY GOD HE’S SO CUTE

HELP ME I’M DYING FROM CAVITIES

THANK YOU HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *GLOMP*

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HE’S TRANSPARENT DRAG HIM

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gives the tapir ten thousand tummy rubs!!!!!!!

HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY