Today at work I accidently referred to chicken alfredo as “chicken alfrodo” and my manager heard me and asked “did you just say chicken alfrodo?” and I just looked at him and whispered
“one dish to rule them all”
somehow I still have my job
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Today at work I accidently referred to chicken alfredo as “chicken alfrodo” and my manager heard me and asked “did you just say chicken alfrodo?” and I just looked at him and whispered
“one dish to rule them all”
somehow I still have my job
my favorite new trump supporter conspiracy theory is that hillary clinton was wearing a hidden earpiece feeding her debate answers because to them it’s simply implausible that a yale law school graduate is better at words and facts than an oversized circus peanut with hair
how do people not swear??? like where does their anger go?? how do they show their enthusiasm??? what if they stub their toe??? like saying golly gosh isn’t really gonna cut it barbara
The Signs as Types of Mermaids
Tropical Mermaids: Aries, Taurus, Gemini
The mermaids that live amongst the warm waters that border continents. You can find them swimming among the coral reefs. They have brightly colored tails that can be extremely decorative like the aquatic life that neighbors them. Key characteristics: Cunning, materialistic, playful.
Deep-Sea Mermaids: Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn
The mermaids that live in the deepest depths of the oceans and are built for survival. They do not come up to the surface often and mostly stick to traveling with their pods. Their skin can be described as pale and have dark features to blend in with the ocean. Key characteristics: Fearless, wise, secretive.
Freshwater Mermaids: Leo, Libra, Pisces
The mermaids that live among the land and camouflage to the smaller bodies of water they call home. They can blend in with humans if they are able to shapeshift. They have darker features that are often tinted with green or brown and their tails have a murky color to them. Key characteristics: Romantic, mysterious, relaxed.
Arctic Mermaids: Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius
These mermaids live in the arctic region due to their preference for colder temperatures. The may migrate during the winter months to the tropical areas. They have lighter features in comparison to other types of mermaids and have countershading for their tails. Key characteristics: Protective, shy, curious.
concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”
The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’
And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’
Third year he eats Scabbers and saves them all a lot of time
mcgonagall: albus, i can't think of a decent bait for the second triwizard task, any ideas?
dumbledore: hmm
dumbledore: how about
dumbledore: we kidnap a bunch of kids and put them underwater?
mcgonagall: albus no
dumbledore: albus yes
America gonna miss this guy, I guarantee it
im gonna miss him
We can end this.
Game of Thrones Season 6: Episode #9 – New Generation
A thousand years or more ago When I was newly sewn, There lived four wizards of renown, Whose names are still well known: Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor, Fair Ravenclaw, from glen, Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad, Shrewd Slytherin, from fen
With 31 July just around the corner, I’ve been cooking up a lot of Harry Potter-inspired pieces! This House series was so much fun (Oh and you can now get prints of these in my Etsy *wink wink*)
“Which would you have as Lord of Winterfell, Snow? The smiler or the slayer?“ Jon said, "Winterfell belongs to my sister Sansa.”