dirty little secret

A look inside the dirty mind of a bored housewife

[poems-and-words]

[poems-and-words]

Book of the day: The Light Between Oceans by M.L. Stedman

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[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[queeranne]

never forget that you’re valid

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[uai]

[myonedirtysecret-deactivated201]

Check our blog and follow us ;) real amateur couple!

[taradecruel]

I need to know what it feels like to grind my pussy on yours.

[divineangels]

[taradecruel]

I need a stoner girl

[taradecruel]

Person: So, what religion are you?

Me: Fandom.

Person: What?

Person: No, I mean, who do you believe in?

Me: I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES!

Person:

Me: MORIARTY WAS REAL!

Person:

Me:

Person: So, you don't believe in angels—

Me: Of course I do. Sam and Dean run into them all the time.

Person: Who?

Me: They also run into demons all the time too.

Me: But that's why they have salt.

Person:

Person: Well, I believe in the Lord—

Me: The last of the Time Lords.

Person:

Me: *starts spinning in circles* DOO WEEE DOOOO

[weedporndaily]

A gram a day keeps the doctor away #smokeweedeveryday #weedporndaily #stayregular #superstoners by @therealwpd

[girlyy-lovee]

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[taradecruel]

Tonight I tried pillow humping for the first time. It was amazing. Why haven't I done this before?!

[food-refusal]

[cherrylaural]

All women are beautiful 💙

[wetwet-today]

[wordsnquotes]

They won’t understand until you leave. The minute you walk away you’ll become ‘the best they’ve ever had.’ It’s crazy how loss triggers love.

Alex Elle (via wordsnquotes)